Trail1913 Deev House Hasn’t Burnt Down Yet

What: DCH4 Trail #1913, celebrating the first anniversary of DEEV’s house not burning down.
When: Saturday, July 2 at 2:00 pm
Hares: Standard Deviant and additional sub-standards

Where: Near Glenmont Metro Station. Follow marks from station along Glenallan Rd.
Start is almost to Randolph Rd where other clueless wankers are gathering in field on right near playground.

Start is across the street from 2225 Glenallan Rd. Parking on Glenallan.

Trail: A to D (that’s D as in DEEV’s) There will be a bag vehicle, but feel free to arrange leaving cars at D.

You will have an excellent chance of getting slashed, bitten, and wet. That also could happen on trail.

On After: This starts the July 4th weekend. Hang out with the people your mom told you to stay away from along with beer, dogs on the grill, snacks including some standard orange food, and whatever food items you bring.

Cost: $6

Huh? 301-919-8109

DCH4 Trail #1913: OMG WHAT A BAD IDEA!!!!!

When: Saturday, June 25th 2016 @ 2PM

Where: Nursery Rd Light Rail Station Parking Lot6852 Baltimore Annapolis Blvd, Linthicum Heights, MD 21090

Hares: LIZ LIZ LIZ AND JIZZ
Math Sucks Let’s Fuck, Choking Hazard, Eat My Twat, and Cheese Jizz

Phone: Math (727-510-2462) EMT (919-689-6146)

Cost: $6

Trail:
Trail is A-A
We promise you nothing other than the FINAL FINALE FAREWELL Liz-Liz-Liz-Fucktya trail. There will be pavement and super heavy shiggy and a bunch of swimming. Bring your water wings if you need them. But store them in your puncture proof sac for the first part of trail so they don’t go limp too soon.

Trail isn’t friendly to anyone. Water is unavoidable. This trail really is a bad idea. OK, you can avoid the water, but you will not have any fun. It’s gonna be steaming hot, the water will feel good. I promise.

On-After: Heavy Seas Brewery 4615 Hollins Ferry Road, Halethorpe, MD 21227

Hares? Canned Pussy && SHIMJOB

What? A-A, bring dry shoes, walkers trail is stroller friendly, runners trail is dog-friendly, park on Wilkins Ave since the brewery has a small parking lot

When? The new normal hash time – 2PM Eastern Hash Standard Time

Hash Cash? $6

De’erections?

On After?
Join 7 Locks Brewing for their Dog Days Of Summer Event. $1 from every beer purchased will support MCPAW Montgomery County Partners for Animal Well-being.

ONON

In case you missed Beyonce Friday in Bmore, this trail gon’ slay. We woke up like this, but you’ll be flawless wearin’ your Bey or Jay inspired attire.

Where: Y’all haters corny with that Bmore be too far mess. Pickles Pub (520 Washington Blvd, Baltimore, MD.) Have your chauffer park along Sharp St here near end circle. Leave nothing sitting out visibly in your car.

Hash Cash: $6

Hares: A diva is a female version of…Regurgasex, You must not know about…Don’t Have One, Should’ve put a ring on…Dump & Scrunch, I’m feeling my…Seriously?! 5 to 10?!, Yonce all on his mouth like…Quicker Liquor Upper, My persuasion can…Unleash the Furrry

Hare notes: Pre-lube 12 pm, pack away 1 pm. Trail is A to B (1 mile distance). Cum ready to fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard…bring a dry bag, shiggy socks, and sunscreen. You will get wet and shiggylicious. Turkey/Eagle split (Eagle hared by Regurgasex, Bey don’t play) and walkers trail. Trail is dog friendly, pre-lube has outside standing.

De’erections:

On-after: To the left, to the left. Social Pub and Pie (25 E Cross St, Baltimore, MD 21230)

World stop…carry on-on

Wankers, Half-Minds, and Schmegg!

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