Listen up half minds! As of today (4/22/21) we have no more hares for the rest of 2021. Please sign up to hare, or there will be no trail. Contact the hareraiser Late Nite Drive Thru (firstname.lastname@example.org) or your Grand Master Ass Spelunker (email@example.com) if you would like to hare.
That is all, you can now go back to your regularly drunken lives.