Hash Trash

We don’t have a hare this weekend so instead we will invade another trial and take credit!

WHAT: CCH3 Trail #282
Another **BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL** trail!

WHEN: Saturday 5/18, pack away 3 PM-ish

WHERE: Baja Tap @ 901 S Bond Street, 21231
https://maps.app.goo.gl/wiDCNGcrc3MXWy5n6

HASH CASH: $10

HARES: Don’t Have One & Facial Profiling
Bring your A-game, steal their pants!

DHO & Facial have shamelessly stolen G-Spotify & Jr.B Heaveburger’s BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL idea. sorrynotsorry!

PRE-LUBE: Baja Tap starting at 2:30 PM

TRAIL NOTES:
Well, it’s time to GIDDY-THE-HASH-UP, dear wankers and half-minds!
While Preakness Stakes will be happening at Pimlico, PHHHREAKNESS Stakes is happening in Fells Point!

BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL for this hobby-horse-filled, riding-crop approved, LIVE HARE AFFAIR.

“Hobby-horses” provided by the hares, bring your own other PHHHREAKNESS Stakes attire and implements:
Hats, tweed jackets, dresses, cigars, bowties, and running shoes — bring your best horse and pony show down to one of America’s oldest drinking neighborhoods!
On after at Abbey Burger Bistro Fells: 811 S Broadway, Baltimore
https://www.abbeyburger.com/

On AFTER AFTER is a comedy show at The Port Comedy Club @ 813 S Broadway, Baltimore

Calendar

Purchase your own comedy club tickets *FOR THE 5/18 @ 930 PM SHOW* here:
https://wl.seetickets.us/event/vladimir-caamano/592767?afflky=ThePortComedyClub

Need a place to crash? Stumble on over to the Admiral Fell Inn:
https://www.admiralfell.com/
on-giddy-up-on!

WHAT: Sushi’s Bday Hash

WHEN: Saturday May 11th 3pm

WHERE: Amherst Parking Garage – 11304 Amherst Ave in Wheaton, Md

DISTANCE (Runner/Walker): 5/3

HARES: Sushi and Thor

HASH CASH: $7

DETAILS  Stroller Friendly
(Wheaton) Metro Friendly

Trail includes special birthday dessert drink check.

There is a $1.00/hour fee for parking in this public garage. Plenty of free street parking outside. Where are using it as our meeting place.

ON AFTER: American Legion Post 268 – Wheaton

Nobody signed up to hare this week, so no trail.

There are a couple options for entertainment. Either go to Mt. Vernon at 10 am, or Jug bay for the keep your pants OnOn campout in Upper Marlboro. Go to Hash Rego for more details and to register.

https://hashrego.com/events/spring-campout-weekend-2024

Start location: Tivoli Lake, 0.2 miles from Randolph Rd on Tivoli Lake Blvd

https://maps.app.goo.gl/mYZdxgR134otPCjn9

Parking: Park on either side of the street closest to the lake

Hash Cash: $7

Hare: Standard Deviant

Trail details: Runners & walkers trails. Runners will get wet, walkers can easily avoid/ cross water. Tough dog friendly.

Time to wake and bake for this 420 friendly trail on 4/20! S2H3 hashers should provide their own lighters, but joints will be provided by the hares.

Date and Time: 4/20 @ 3pm

Start: intersection of Kemp Mill and old Randolph in Silver Spring. Hares could not provide actual start address, but said “There’s a small access road right before that intersection. It should be obvious. Parking is on Kemp Mill.”

Hares: quarter pounder and Pippy wrong stocking

Distance: runners, maybe 5, walkers maybe 1

Shiggy: who knows

Cost $7

Dog and stroller friendly? Walkers certainly is.

On After: Stained Glass Pub (12510 Layhill rd, Silver Spring, MD)

Start Location: Twinbrook Pool parking lot, 13027 Atlantic Ave. Rockville, MD 20851.

Hare: Canned Pussy and Just Rina

Hash Cash: $10 (Food Provided)

Date and Time: April 13th @ 3:00 pm

Details: Hash is A to A’
Park at either the pool area (I was given permission to park for a few hours) or at the American Legion (2 blocks down).
Dogs (only on trail) and stroller friendly. Come see what it has taken me 30 years to learn (not learn). Just Rina will be co-haring (1st time). Trail is spectacular (ok, I’m biased). Orange food (obviously), but real food at on after. Lots of quality beer besides Miller Lite. First round of drinks provided at American Legion.

On After: American Legion Post 86 Rockville, Md 20851. 2013 Veirs Mill Rd. Rockville, MD 20851 (may have to enter at Post Office on Veirs Mill. Dairy Queen at corner.

Hare phone: 773-531-3209 (CP)

Just Solt wants to see if he’s any better at laying trail than his uncle Incredible Edible Shmegg!!

Hare(s): 2 Hungarians and Mrs. Shmegg, what could possibly go wrong?

Location: 38.976504002309504, -76.91655422327851 Calvert Road Park – Disc Golf (5277 Old Calvert rd. Riverdale, MD)

Distance: 3 for walkers; 5ish for runners

Shiggy Level (6 out of 10 more for runners than walkers)

Stroller Friendly?: probably not

Cost: $7

Foo Before Fools
We’re coming up on April Fools day, and since it’s not cool to play those kinds of jokes anymore, let’s chase a hare on a Live trail!

Hare: Foo Fucker

Location: 38.941478,-77.079401, Or near the north trailhead of Glover Archbold trail of Van Ness
Parking is free on street near the start
Or if you feel more comfortable there are pay garages available within the area

Distance: Runners 5 miles, walkers 3 miles

Shiggy: Mix of dirt, water, woods, and pavement. When it’s Shiggy it’s at least 5.69

On-After: Who knows! We’ll figure it out.

When: March 23, 2024

Time: 3 PM Hash

Where: Izaak Walton League (707 Conservation Ln Gaithersburg 20878)

Cost: $7

D’erections: You have a GPS. Use it. The 54 bus from Rockville will get you to the start.

Hares: Johnny Cockring, IE Shmegg, some random Hungarian bruh, and a bunch of old people.

Hash Prelube: Saints Row Brewery. They’re having a book exchange. The hash will be dog friendly with a few turkey splits, some shiggy, beer, cold war relics, a missile silo, and tree lined vistas. A-A’.

NOTE START TIME IS NOW 3PM!!!