Hash Trash

 

DC Hash House Harriers will be hosting the 11th twelve down downs of Hashmas. Although we went on hiatus for 3 years, we are back this year to reinvent hashy traditions. Prepare your livers!

Where: Takoma Park Middle School (7611 Piney Branch rd. Silver Spring, MD 20910)

When: 12/30 @ 2pm

Hares: Ass Spelunker and Late Nit Drive Thru

Cost: $15 in advance via PayPal or Venmo (include your hash name please) to wen.s.ryan@gmail.com, or pay at the door $20.

Details: 12 shots plus a feast afterwards at the Spelunker-Late Nite house. Spelunker created 2 homebrews that you can enjoy at the post-lube.
This is a walkers-only stumbling trail (<2 miles) with hashy carols at each shot check. The firepit will be roaring, so please bring a camp chair and something warm to wear outside.

On After: Spelunkers and Late Nites (8010 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD 20910)Only 4 blocks from the start.

Nearest Metro is Takoma (about 3/4 mile from start)

Crash space is available. So bring an air mattress. please don’t drink and drive.

Gripes and complaints to Spelunker (757) 636-2524 or Late Nite (240) 274-3707

When: Saturday, Dec 23

Where: Riverfront Park
End of Main St, Laurel, MD 20707
https://maps.app.goo.gl/zT2keJzy6ivQqtsCA

Hare: blinded by the spooge

Cost: $7

Details:
2-3mi walkers. 4-5mi runners.

NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 5pm!!!

Pitas anal birthday and Mormon Temple lights trail.

Start: 9600 Old Spring Rd, Kensington, MD 20895

Hares: Pita and crew

Cost: $10 (Includes Pizza after)

When: 5pm for drinks/socialize (Trail starts @6pm sharp)

Prelube: babycat brewery (10241 Kensington Pkwy, Kensington , MD)

Details: After trail, come back for holiday songs, fire pit & pizza.
Closest Metro is Forest Glen. If you need a pickup, call Pita @ #301-412-3215

 

 

Nobody signed up to hare, so let’s invade Santarchy.

Start is at noon Washington Monument Lodge (74 15th St NW, Washington, DC 20004) Look for Santa

BYOB & pay as you go.

https://facebook.com/events/s/santarchydc-2023/723950206283889/

Start: Huntington Metro Station (Alexandria, VA)

Hares: Virginia is for Lawyers and Just MJ

Cost: $7

When: 12/2 @ 2pm

Details:
runners 5 miles
walkers 2.5

Start: Vienna/Fairfax Metro Station.

When: 11/18 @ 2pm

Cost: $7

Hares: Apparently Pregnant and War & Piece of Ass

Vienna is, like, so FAR OUT, man. It is totally the END of the LINE!
So let’s go trippin’ on Saturday the 18th, dudes and dudettes (and dudelings),
with a buzzy trail through Mother Nature, featuring at some point an
Electric Koolaid Acid Test, among other cosmic things….

Wear your best 60s or 70s attire. man, or just let it all hang out.

Trail is A to A+. About 2.69 miles for walkers and 4.69 for runners
(and for those truly tripping, the trail is totally INFINITE, man!)

Maybe a bit of shiggy depending on the weather, but not much.
Dog friendly, stroller friendly for walkers, and open to all but the Fuzz.

 

Note start time of 2pm!! 

If you show up at 3pm, you will be the only sober one and will be laughed at.

Start: Count Cracula’s (10426 Inwood Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20902)

Hare: Snail

When: Nov 11th @ 2pm

Cost: $7

Details: A to A, Pick up at Forest Glen Metro available with call ahead, 301 332-7073.

 

Start: Dunn Loring Metro Parking Garage level 6E, Merrifield, VA

Hares: French Toasted and IUD Me

Cost: $7

Trail Details: Runners and Walkers trails with multiple beverage checks on both. Combination of urban and shiggy. Walkers 3.25 ish miles. Runners about 5 miles. A to A trail.

Theme: Keeping DCH4 alive in Virginia!

Frenchie #703-597-6624

 

When: 10/28 @ 3pm

Start Location: 12608 Summerwood Dr. Silver Spring, MD. 20904

Hares: Flower Power and Down Down on the Brown Brown

Cost: $7

Details:
A-A. backyard opens to Canberra Rd, it’s a corner lot. Dog friendly borderline stick worthy best urban shiggy Calverton has to offer. Basic beer at the stop. Hot cider ( with & without alcohol) , pumpkin soup and Halloween candy in the backyard after. So far looking like 6 miles

NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 1pm

Cum celebrate Spew and Tramp making the move back to the great state of Maryland. This is a mashup trail with Charm City H3 so come play with some Baltimore Hashers!

Hares: Spewart Little and Tramp-sub-stantiation

Cost: 10 doll hairs (includes on after food)

Start time: 1pm

Start location: Arundel Middle School 1179 Hammond Lane, Odenton, Maryland 21113 (https://maps.app.goo.gl/L4ew6cxqG4k2AwCq8?g_st=ic)

Trail: A to A prime (getting your car is about 2 blocks, bag vehicle provided)

Shiggy level: tentative 4.69 (prepare to get feet wet)

Distance: TBD

If it looks like rain and we take the on after inside please bring some none shiggalicious clothes to change into for your comfort and to save the house from mud and muck. Thx!

On-After: Housewarming Party at Spew and Tramps place! (Muggles will be invited as well) We have 3 bedrooms should anyone need a place to stay after. We invite you to bring goodies to share for the house warming party.