Hash Trash

What: DCH4 Trail 2242? “A Peace of Sunshine!”

A to A’; Doggie friendly (with leash for road crossings); not stroller friendly

When: Saturday, August 3rd, 2024; 3pm

Hares: Straight in the Navy and another mystery hare or two

Cost: $7

Where: Start is at On Hunting Quarter Rd, in Darnestown/Seneca/Poolesville MD….this place has multiple identities and no actually street address. Your best bet is to follow the Google Maps link!

Hunting Quarter Rd
3JH9+XR, Darnestown, MD 20837

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZypsiC6Q3X5KPNAe9

On-After: Rocklands Farm Winery, 14531 Montevideo Rd, Poolesville, MD 20837
http://www.rocklandsfarmmd.com/
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RqR2hy3n3kyBv9qm6

More Info: This trail is far out there in places where few go. Bring your deet, shiggy socks, wipes, and a change of shoes for the runners.

Hares promise sunshine and tranquility for all, and a great winery for on after for some sipping in the cool breeze.

What: DCH4 Trail# 2241: “When I’m 64” Trail!

A to A’; Doggie friendly (with leash for road crossings); not stroller friendly

When: Saturday, July 20, 2024; 3pm

Hares: Pervarotti, Count Crackula

Cost: $7

Where: Start is at 10701 Columbia Pike (Rte 29; aka Colesville Road), at Burnt Mills West Special Park (north of Silver Spring, MD; 1.5 miles north of DC Beltway);

On-After: The 4 Corners Pub; 10111 Sutherland Rd, Silver Spring, MD; at the intersection of Rte. 29 and University Blvd.; 301-593-2900

Hare cell: 240-413-2388

Start: Jessup Blair park – 900 Jesup Blair Dr, Silver Spring, MD 20910

https://maps.app.goo.gl/hnV3Xn6z8EyHg2pN8

We are without a hare again, so we will be practices our drinking skills again. This time with our dogs! Everyone bring Fido out to play at Bark Social Bethesda (935 Prose st. Bethesda, MD 20852). If you’re tired of DP and want a trail, SIGN UP TO HARE!

Please note, you have to pre-register with bark social before making a booking to bring your dog. If you don’t want to bring your dog you don’t have to do this process. I just did the process and it look about 10 mins to enter everything and email them my dogs vaccine records which are also required. Then you can book a day pass for the park.

Please please rsvp for this event so I know if anyone is actually cumming out before I drag my happy ass 45 mins away from home.

– love, Tramp

Welp we got no hares this week so guess we’ll just drink like normal people in brewery! The disgrace! I do love some good DP tho.

Cum join some wankers at Babycat Brewery @ 3 pm (10241 Kensington pkwy, Kensington, MD) in the nice cold AC and enjoy your beverages a la carte style.

I repeat, this is not a trail, it is drinking practice!

Babycat is dog friendly.

When: Saturday 6/22, 3pm

Start:
Aberdeen Local Park
12231 Triple Crown Rd, North Potomac, MD 20878

https://maps.app.goo.gl/MznUCwqNcLHqmgzc8

Hare: Blinded by the Spooge

Cost: $7

Details: Runners and walkers. Some trail, some pavement, plenty unknown. Cause last minute 😂 and haven’t scouted.

On After: TBD

DATE: Sat, June 15, 3 pm

Hare(s): Amazon.cum and Pita

Location: Route 70 Park n ride
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Interstate+70+at+Security+Blvd+Park+and+Ride/@39.3014698,-76.7130071,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89c81b8ad51d40ab:0xaa15158136b28704!8m2!3d39.3014657!4d-76.7104322!16s%2Fg%2F11xjf87nj?entry=ttu

Distance (Runner/Walkers): 4 – 5 mi/walkers 3 – 4

Shiggy Level (5 of 10): mostly on well-trampled paths, small amt. of pavement

Not Stroller Friendly

Def Dog friendly AND There is a massive pet adoption event at the Timonium Fairgrounds btw 10 and 3 so, go get a dog and bring it to trail!! https://www.barcs.org/events/#event-509

Cost: $7 unless you sign up to hare w/in the next 6 months, then it’s FREE!!! [this Sat. ONLY]. OR, if you adopt a dog from BARCS (for free), I’ll pay your hash cash.

Hares contact number: 410-294-6556 (always a good idea to have your phone on an A.c trail)

Other Details: There is a MASSIVE pet adoption event at the Timonium Fairgrounds btw 10 and 3 so, go get a dog and bring it to trail!! https://www.barcs.org/events/#event-509

There will be no DCH4 Trail this week due to Tour Duh Hash. There will be two trails this Saturday. Smutty Crab at 10am in Waldorf, MD. And Fredericksburg Urban(ish) H3 at 4pm in Dumfries, VA. For more info on the location of trails, go to https://sites.google.com/site/dcfmh3/home/dc-tour-duh-hash

Cum one cum all to celebrate the Anal shit show that is Tour Duh Hash! An event of epdick proportions! You too can make horrible decisions for 10 days straight and complete not 1, not 2 but all fucking 13 trails! Start your day with Mount Vernon’s trail at 10am (also in spring field, because we care about not killing people with too much driving) and start your journey into total inebriation. Tell your friends! Tell your loved ones! Get your ass to trail! Help us beat last years attendance record of 61 wankers!

Hare(s):
PITA
Blinded by the Spooge
French Toasted
Polish Face polish

Location:
Gambrill Park & Ride
7321 Gambrill Rd, Springfield, VA 22153

38.7554185236883, -77.23174851398315

https://maps.app.goo.gl/p6bf5182VZAuDYjG6

Distance and Info:
A to A
Runners ~6.5mi
Walkers ~3.5mi

Shiggy level: Runners 6.5.
Water Crossing
Dog friendly.
Not stroller friendly.

walkers: Walkers Shiggy level
Water Crossing possible. Can be avoided. Also depends on rain.
Dog friendly.
Not stroller friendly

Cost $8

Theme: Memorial Day, remember the fallen and remember your love of beer!

Hare(s): Ruth MBG and Just Tyler

Location: Eastern Market
https://maps.app.goo.gl/V8DwvonPhSeqXdcT7

End: Navy Yard – https://maps.app.goo.gl/jEHqFEbxzLuQyFSR9

Distance (Runner/Walkers): Runners ~ 5mi/~3mi

Shiggy Level (out of 10): 0.69

Stroller Friendly?: Yes

Cost: $7

Hares contact number: (740)-312-5956, (979) 777-5060