There will be no DCH4 trail this week. Most of DCH4 will be at Baltimore Annapolis Campout this weekend. However, next week (9/14) will be hared by PITA. Details will be posted next week.
Hash Trash
DCH4 Trail# 2244 – 8/31/24 @ 3pm
Ya’ll, we gotta stop letting Spooge have all the fun haring. Seriously 2 weeks in a row? It has to be fun if he wants to do it this much, so please SIGN UP TO HARE!
Start
Centreville Park and Ride
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FtLgxb8DUctnWvSD8
Cost: $7
Hare: Blinded by the Spooge
Details:
Runners ~5mi
Walkers ~3mi
A to B.
B is <.25mi away from A.
Shiggy level: .69, Mostly paved trail or packed gravel.
Stepping stone water crossings.
On After: TBD
DCH4 Trail# 2243 – 8/24/24 @ 3pm
Start:
Aberdeen Local Park
https://maps.app.goo.gl/iWNsM6q6WBuzyAARA
$7
Runners 4.3mi
Walkers 2.5mi
Not stroller friendly. Runners have some water crossings.
Some pavement for both.
Shiggy estimate: 6.9 for runners and 4.69 for walkers.
Hare: Blinded by the Spooge
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On after at: Eggmania.
DCH4 Trail 2242 – 8/17/24 @ 3pm
What: DCH4 Trail 2242? “A Peace of Sunshine!”
A to A’; Doggie friendly (with leash for road crossings); not stroller friendly
When: 3pm
Hares: Straight in the Navy and Preteen Protien
Cost: $7
Where: Start is at On Hunting Quarter Rd, in Darnestown/Seneca/Poolesville MD….this place has multiple identities and no actually street address. Your best bet is to follow the Google Maps link!
Hunting Quarter Rd
3JH9+XR, Darnestown, MD 20837
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZypsiC6Q3X5KPNAe9
On-After: Rocklands Farm Winery, 14531 Montevideo Rd, Poolesville, MD 20837
http://www.rocklandsfarmmd.com/
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RqR2hy3n3kyBv9qm6
More Info: This trail is far out there in places where few go. Bring your deet, shiggy socks, wipes, and a change of shoes for the runners.
Hares promise sunshine and tranquility for all, and a great winery for on after for some sipping in the cool breeze.
DCH4 Drinking Practice for 8/10 @ 4:30pm
You know the drill. No hare so we only DRINK! Last minute plans made by Pay Per View and she will be hosting DP this week at Mieza Blendery (109 Clermont ave, Alexandria, VA 22304). Please note the start time of 4:30 since that’s when she can make it. She might be there closer to 5 she said. Plenty of parking at Cameron Run regional park! Possible street parking on Clermont.
DCH4 Trail# 2242 – 8/3/24 @ 3pm
What: DCH4 Trail 2242? “A Peace of Sunshine!”
A to A’; Doggie friendly (with leash for road crossings); not stroller friendly
When: Saturday, August 3rd, 2024; 3pm
Hares: Straight in the Navy and another mystery hare or two
Cost: $7
Where: Start is at On Hunting Quarter Rd, in Darnestown/Seneca/Poolesville MD….this place has multiple identities and no actually street address. Your best bet is to follow the Google Maps link!
Hunting Quarter Rd
3JH9+XR, Darnestown, MD 20837
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZypsiC6Q3X5KPNAe9
On-After: Rocklands Farm Winery, 14531 Montevideo Rd, Poolesville, MD 20837
http://www.rocklandsfarmmd.com/
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RqR2hy3n3kyBv9qm6
More Info: This trail is far out there in places where few go. Bring your deet, shiggy socks, wipes, and a change of shoes for the runners.
Hares promise sunshine and tranquility for all, and a great winery for on after for some sipping in the cool breeze.
DCH4 Trail# 2241 – 7/20/24 @ 3pm
What: DCH4 Trail# 2241: “When I’m 64” Trail!
A to A’; Doggie friendly (with leash for road crossings); not stroller friendly
When: Saturday, July 20, 2024; 3pm
Hares: Pervarotti, Count Crackula
Cost: $7
Where: Start is at 10701 Columbia Pike (Rte 29; aka Colesville Road), at Burnt Mills West Special Park (north of Silver Spring, MD; 1.5 miles north of DC Beltway);
On-After: The 4 Corners Pub; 10111 Sutherland Rd, Silver Spring, MD; at the intersection of Rte. 29 and University Blvd.; 301-593-2900
Hare cell: 240-413-2388
DCH4 Trail# 2240 – 7/13/24 @ 3pm
Start: Jessup Blair park – 900 Jesup Blair Dr, Silver Spring, MD 20910
https://maps.app.goo.gl/
Overflow parking: Montgomery College West Garage – 901 Jesup Blair Dr, Silver Spring, MD 20910 https://maps.app.goo.gl/
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker
Hash Cash: $7
Trail details: Runners (3+ miles) and walkers (2+ miles). Runners and walkers will be predominantly urban with occasional parkland. Stroller friendly – pupper friendly according to your evaluation of the weather.
On After: Silver Branch Brewery,
Dog Haus Biergarten, Fire Station one?? Whichever you half-minds fancy.
Questions Contact Spelunker at 757-636-2524
DCH4 Drinking Practice for 7/6/24 @ 3pm
We are without a hare again, so we will be practices our drinking skills again. This time with our dogs! Everyone bring Fido out to play at Bark Social Bethesda (935 Prose st. Bethesda, MD 20852). If you’re tired of DP and want a trail, SIGN UP TO HARE!
Please note, you have to pre-register with bark social before making a booking to bring your dog. If you don’t want to bring your dog you don’t have to do this process. I just did the process and it look about 10 mins to enter everything and email them my dogs vaccine records which are also required. Then you can book a day pass for the park.
Please please rsvp for this event so I know if anyone is actually cumming out before I drag my happy ass 45 mins away from home.
– love, Tramp
DCH4 Drinking Practice 6/29/24 @ 3pm
Welp we got no hares this week so guess we’ll just drink like normal people in brewery! The disgrace! I do love some good DP tho.
Cum join some wankers at Babycat Brewery @ 3 pm (10241 Kensington pkwy, Kensington, MD) in the nice cold AC and enjoy your beverages a la carte style.
I repeat, this is not a trail, it is drinking practice!
Babycat is dog friendly.