Start: Edison HS 5801 Franconia Road Alexandria, VA 22310
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Cost: $9
Hares: Cheese Jizz, Capital Cockshare, PPV and TdWDirections: I495 to Van Dorn Street Exit. Right at exit ramp onto Van Dorn. Left onto Franconia Road. Edison HS will be on right. Parking toward the back of school near ball fields.
Metro: Blue Line to Van Dorn Street. Approx 1.5 mile walk from Metro station. Or bus, uber or have a wanker pick you up
Trail Deets: A to A’. Limited parking at end. Bring a dry bag and layers since we will be having a bon fire after the sun goes down. Dog and stroller friendly options. Dogs must be on leash at on-in as we do not have a fenced yard.
On In: 5951 Franconia Road Alexandria VA 22301
Prelube: Leap Beer Day at Port City Brewery, 3950 Wheeler Ave Alexandria, VA 22304 starts at noon. Get a free 5oz sampler with any flight or pint purchase. Make sure you get your drunk ass to the start by 3PM, though!!
Hash Trash
DCH4 Trail# 2094 – 2/22/20 @ 3pm
What: George Washington’s 288th Birthday
Where: Fort Hunt Park, 8999 Fort Hunt Road, Alexandria, Virginia 22308
Start: The far end of Parking Lot A (Away from the big Pavilion)
Hares: Can’t Talk With My Mouth Full, Just Pam & For Sale or Rent
How Much: $6.00
Trail Details: A-Aish
Walker: 3 miles
Runners: 4 miles
There will be a combination of woods and pavement on both trails (more woods than pavement). Both trails are dog on leash (a must) and Spawn (on foot, backpack or stroller) friendly.
Other Trail Notes: Bring extra pair of clothes/towel/shoes whatever. There will be a bag vehicle.
Since it will be George Washington’s Official Birthday, we will be indulging in some of his favorite things on trail and at circle. Our 1st President had a thing for spendy wine and anything/everything cherry. He also loved raisins, walnuts, hazelnuts and apples. But don’t expect a huge spread. This is DCH4 not MVH3.
Also, Since it is George Washington’s official Birthday, the Mt. Vernon Estate is free admission for the day 9am-4pm. If anyone has time prior to trail, they might want to check it out. Dogs are allowed on leash onto the estate too.
George Washington Mt. Vernon Estate
3200 Mount Vernon Hwy, Mt. Vernon, VA 22121
On-After: Belle Haven Pizzeria (1401 Belle Haven Rd. Alexandria, VA 22307)
Hare Phone #: Can’t Talk With My Mouth Full (240) 587-8959
DCH4 Trail# 2093 – 2/15/20 @ 3pm
What: Hash #2093 Love and everything about this trail sucks!
Where: Greenbelt Metro – 5717 Greenbelt Metro Dr, Greenbelt, MD 20740 PARKING LOT 1A
Who: Mrs. Shmegg and FeyLAY!
How much: $6
When: February 15, 2020 3PM
Friendlies: Runners, walkers, dogs that can be lifted over a short fence. Neither trail is stroller friendly, but could make a work around if there is interest (day of is fine).
On After-Gus’s World Famous Fried Chicken – 5810 Greenbelt Rd, Greenbelt, MD 20770
Hare cell: 240-688-0856
DC Full Moon hosted by Smutty Crab H3 – 2/8/20 @ 3pm
This week DCH4 will be participating in the DC Full Moon hosted by Smutty Crab H3. Same Hash time, same hash date.
When: Saturday, February 8th @ 3 pm
Where: Mellwood Hills Community Park.
Who da Hares are: Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos…Good Times! And a mystery hare or two.
How much: 6 cash dollars – again, C A S H
Details: You might get your toesies wet, so bring a dry bag.
Bring a vessel.
Eagle/turkey options.
Dogs: sure, as long as you bring a leash.
Kids: sure, as long as you keep em leashed. But not stroller friendly (shiggy!).
Metro: get yourself to Suiteland Metro Station and then Uber/Lyft (15 min) or have a hasher pick you up along the way.
On after: TBD
Hare cell: 585-748-7515.
DCH4 Trail# 2092 – 2/1/20 @ 3pm
Trail: This ain’t your average puppy kittybowl
Start: Rhode Island Metro (919 Rhode Island Ave NE, Washington, DC 20018)
Time: 3pm
Hares: Heaven’s Gape & Just Kirsten
Cost: $6
Trail details: A-A’, expect light hills, runners 4-ish miles, limited shiggy, walkers 2+ miles. Bring a cranium star if you know what’s good for you. Dog and stroller friendly.
Metro: Rhode Island
On-after: Dew Drop Inn (2801 8th St NE, Washington, DC 20017)
DCH4 Trail# 2091 and hare party – 1/25/20 @ 3pm
Start: Late Nite’s and Spelunker’s house (8010 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD)
Time: 3pm
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker
Cost: $6
Trail details: A-A, expect hills, runners 4-ish miles, limited shiggy, walkers 2+ miles. Bring a camp chair to enjoy the fire pit in the back yard.
Metro: Closest is Takoma about one mile from the start.
On-after: Hare party with pizza & snacks. If you sign up for any trails in 2020 you will receive a raffle entry for alcohol and other prizes.
DCH4 Trail# 2090 – 1/18/20 @ 3pm
Hares: Muddy Twaters and One of your newly appointed RAs,THE VIRGINATOR
Where: THE MUDDY VIRGINATOR ABODE
6805 Geneva Ln, Temple Hills, MD 20748-2711, United States
Hash Cash: $9 [Includes Dinner]
(Gluten Free Food & Drink options available)
Transportation: Metro People, Green Line all the way to Branch Ave station. We are about 3.69 miles from the metro so run here, have a hasher pick you up, hitchhike, or Uber/Lyft-ing is an option too. Otherwise, car pool or drive your jalopy here and park in the driveway or cal de sac area. (hehe, sac)
Detrails: Shiggy Level 3, A-A shortish, Dog (on leash) friendly but not for strollers. Bring kids at your own hashy exposure risk. Runner & Walker trail option.
What to Bring: Virgins, cranium lamp, thirst for beer, change of clothes, dry shoes, dildos, your mom, chairs and your sense of humor.
On after: THE MUDDY VIRGINATOR ABODE
There will be food (with gluten free options), karaoke and beer pong and more beer for your juvenile enjoyment. Crash space is available for all who would like to not get a DUI.
Muddy Twater Cell # 484-942-8302
THE VIRGINATOR Cell # 585-478-1415
ON ON!
DCH4 Trail #2090: 1/18/2020 3pm – Temple Hills, MD
Hares: Muddy Twaters and One of your newly appointed RAs,THE VIRGINATOR
Where: THE MUDDY VIRGINATOR ABODE – 6805 Geneva Ln, Temple Hills, MD 20748
Google Map that shit, yo!
CLICK LOCATION LINK BELOW
Hash Cash: $9 [Includes Dinner] Gluten Free Food & Drink options
Transportation: Metro People, Green Line all the way to Branch Ave station. We are about 3.69 miles from the metro so run here, have a hasher pick you up, hitchhike, or Uber/Lyft-ing is an option too. Otherwise, car pool or drive your jalopy here and park in the driveway or cal de sac area. (hehe, sac)
Detrails: Shiggy Level 3, A-A shortish, Dog (on leash) friendly but not for strollers. Bring kids at your own hashy exposure risk. Runner & Walker trail option.
What to Bring: Virgins, cranium lamp, thirst for beer, change of clothes, dry shoes, dildos, your mom, chairs and your sense of humor.
On after: THE MUDDY VIRGINATOR ABODE
There will be food (with gluten free options), karaoke and beer pong and more beer for your juvenile enjoyment. Crash space is available for all who would like to not get a DUI.
Muddy Twater Cell # 484-942-8302
THE VIRGINATOR Cell # 585-478-1415
ON ON!
DCH4 Trail# 2089 – 1/11/1/20 @ 3pm
DCH4 Trail# 2088 – White Elephant and AGM
NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 1:00PM
Start: 2095 14th St N, Arlington, VA (Corner
of 14th St North & N Uhle St) (About a block from Courthouse Metro)
Hares: Outgoing Mismanagement (Late Nite and Ass Spelunker)
Time: 12:30 sign in, pack away promptly at 1:00
Cost: $6 if you bring a dish, $10 if you don’t
On After: John Lyon VFW post 3150 (2116 19th St N, Arlington, VA 22201)
Trail Details: Reminder, trail will start at 1:00. There will be no hash standard time on this. We need to be at the VFW by 1:30. Trail will be A-B ending at on after. Parking is limited at the VFW. I would leave your car parked at the start. End is only a 1/2 from start. We have the post from 1:30-5:30, so trail will be short. There will be a bag vehicle.
AGM Details: Reminder, this is a pot luck, so bring a dish to share. there will be a kitchen to use if you need something heated up. However, only mismanagement is allowed in the kitchen. We also purchased two kegs
One is an IPA, the other Miller Lite. If you want something else, you’re on your own.
AGM will start at 3:00. We need people to volunteer for next years mismanagement. the positions we’re looking for are:
Grand Master/Mistress
Religious Advisor
Haberdasher
Hare Razer
Beltway Bob rep
Full Moon Ambassador
Webmucker
Songmeister
Sign in/Hashcash
Hash Curmudgeon
Also, we will bring some wine for those glutards. You’re also allowed to bring you’re own liquor if you choose, but you have to get it signed in by a member (just ask around, we’re everywhere).
White Elephant Details:
Bring a gift to exchange (usually under $20). Everybody gets a number. When it’s your turn to pick, you have the option to steel a gift, or pick one out from under the tree. Gifts can only be stollen two times. (This is because we have to end the party sometime).
OnOn After: If at 5:30, you still want to party, White House H3 is having thier AGM starting at 8pm. For $75 you get, 3 trails, open bar for three hours, Taco and Nacho bar, and a giveaway. For more details visit
https://hashrego.com/events/wh4-agm-2020