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DCH4 Trail# 2088 – White Elephant and AGM

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NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 1:00PM
 
 
 
Start: 2095 14th St N, Arlington, VA (Corner
of 14th St North & N Uhle St) (About a block from Courthouse Metro)
Hares: Outgoing Mismanagement (Late Nite and Ass Spelunker)
Time: 12:30 sign in, pack away promptly at 1:00
Cost: $6 if you bring a dish, $10 if you don’t
On After: John Lyon VFW post 3150 (2116 19th St N, Arlington, VA 22201)
Trail Details: Reminder, trail will start at 1:00. There will be no hash standard time on this. We need to be at the VFW by 1:30. Trail will be A-B ending at on after. Parking is limited at the VFW. I would leave your car parked at the start. End is only a 1/2 from start. We have the post from 1:30-5:30, so trail will be short. There will be a bag vehicle.
AGM Details: Reminder, this is a pot luck, so bring a dish to share. there will be a kitchen to use if you need something heated up. However, only mismanagement is allowed in the kitchen. We also purchased two kegs
One is an IPA, the other Miller Lite. If you want something else, you’re on your own.
AGM will start at 3:00. We need people to volunteer for next years mismanagement. the positions we’re looking for are:
Grand Master/Mistress
Religious Advisor
Haberdasher
Hare Razer
Beltway Bob rep
Full Moon Ambassador
Webmucker
Songmeister
Sign in/Hashcash
Hash Curmudgeon
Also, we will bring some wine for those glutards. You’re also allowed to bring you’re own liquor if you choose, but you have to get it signed in by a member (just ask around, we’re everywhere).
White Elephant Details:
Bring a gift to exchange (usually under $20). Everybody gets a number. When it’s your turn to pick, you have the option to steel a gift, or pick one out from under the tree. Gifts can only be stollen two times. (This is because we have to end the party sometime).
OnOn After: If at 5:30, you still want to party, White House H3 is having thier AGM starting at 8pm. For $75 you get, 3 trails, open bar for three hours, Taco and Nacho bar, and a giveaway. For more details visit
https://hashrego.com/events/wh4-agm-2020

DCH4 Trail# 2087 – 12/28/19 @ 2pm – 12 Down Down’s of Hashmas

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NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 2PM!!!
 
 
Start: Takoma Park Middle School (7611 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD)
Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru and Ass Spelunker
Time: 2pm
Cost: $20
What you get: One beer check, eleven shot check, one keg of Goose Island IPA, one keg of Kona Big Wave, and a boat load of food.
Details: 
Trail will include one Beer check and eleven Shot checks on a 1.5 – 2 mile stroll singing Christmas carols. (We encourage you to bring some hashy holiday songs to share)
Please bring shot cups for trail.
Metro: Closest is Takoma (about 3/4 mile from the start, and about one mile from on after)
On After: Late Nite’s and Spelunker’s (8010 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD)
Parking: PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN OUR DRIVEWAY!! We need access to our car. Parking is available across the street and in the surrounding neighborhoods.
Disclaimer: Due the copious amounts of alcohol, driving may become a problem. Crash space is always encouraged so bring those pillows and blankets.
Please be sure to invite anybody we may have missed.

DCH4 Trail# 2086 – 12/21/19 @ 5pm

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NOT SPECIAL START TIME OF 5PM

DCH4 Trail 2086 – Island of Misfit Toys!!
Prelube starts at 3PM, Trail starts about 5PM.
Where: 5951 Franconia Road Alexandria, VA
Hares: Ghost of Christmas Past (PPV), Present(Tour) and Future (Straight in the Navy?)
Cost: $9 or $6 with a side dish
Directions:
Metro: Take the Blue Line to Van Dorn Street Station. Take Fairfax Connect Bus 109 or 322 to get you close by. Or walk the mile. Or arrange a ride.
Driving: I495 to Van Dorn Street Exit. Take a right off the exit ramp heading south on Van Dorn Street. Take a right on Franconia Road. Limited parking at the start – park on VIlla Street (a block from the start).
Other trail info: A to A, come dressed as your favorite misfit toy or in an ugly sweater! Hashmas Carols to be sung. We will burn shit! Trail is stroller and dog friendly, however no dogs allowed in the house.
Please RSVP and invite others so we know how many KEGS to get. And let us know if bringing a dish. We will provide chili and fixins.

DCH4 Trail# 2085 – 12/14/19 @ 5pm

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DCH4 Trail #2085 – 12/14/19 5pm – Mormon Temple Lights

Hare: PITA

Note: special start time of 5pm

Start: 9600 old spring Rd Kensington MD
Hash cash: $10 for dinner & drinks
Theme: Festive lights

Trail description: One trail to temple & back
On-after: The Naughty Snowball at the DC Eagle (requires tickets)

Hare’s number #301-412-3215

DCH4 Trail# 2084 – 12/7/19 @ 3pm

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What: DCH4 Trail #2084 – Game of Thorns

A to B; Doggie friendly; Not stroller friendly

When: Saturday, December 7, 2019; 3pm

Hare: Blackout Mount and Just Grady

Cost: $6

Prelube: –  Lake Anne Brew House, 11424 Washington Plaza W, Reston, VA 20190

Where: –Golf Course Island Garden Plots (0174 02370001 Reston, Va 20190)(Start is coordinates 38.957234, -77.339116). We are right off of ‘The Blue Trail’, south of North Shore drive, right next to the community garden. If you can see us, listen for us. 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/n2cCm1H9rAh1VqNe6

Parking: – Most of North Shore Drive and Links Street

From Metro: – One mile north of the Wiehle-Reston East Station (Silver). The station is the very last stop going west on the metro Silver line.

Cum join Blackout and Just Grady for the haring of their first DCH4 trail! The end is <0.5 miles from the start of trail via foot path. Please come join us a little further west and run with the soccer moms.

On-After: CarPool, 208 Elden St #100, Herndon, VA 20170

Hare cell: 724-263-6587 or 703-268-0703
On-On,
Blackout Mount & Just Grady

DCH4 Trail# 2083 – 11/30/19 @ 3pm

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What: DCH4 Trail #2083 – Another Dam Trail

A to A’; Doggie friendly; determined, off-road strollers possible

When: Saturday, November 30, 2019; 3pm

Hare: Pervarotti

Cost: $6

Where: Start is at 10700 Columbia Pike (Rte 29; aka Colesville Road), at Burnt Mills West Special Park (north of Silver Spring, MD)

From DC Beltway – I-495, cumming from the West: Take exit 30A, to merge onto US-29N/Colesville Road north toward Columbia.  Go north for 1.5 miles to bottom of hill, and immediately after crossing the bridge for the Northwest Branch, with a dam to your left, turn left into the parking lot near the dam. Park and Hash. (parking is also available across the street at 10701 Columbia Pike, at Burnt Mills East Special Park) If you see the Trader Joe’s on your right, you have gone 80 yards too far.  **FYI: When you cross the bridge, Colesville Rd becomes Columbia Pike—they are both Rte. 29.

From DC Beltway – I-495, cumming from the East: Take exit 29 for MD-193W (north)/University Blvd to Wheaton. After 0.5 miles, right at the third light on Colesville Road/Rte. 29, go 0.9 miles to bottom of hill, and immediately after crossing the bridge for the Northwest Branch, with a dam to your left, turn left into the parking lot near the dam. Park and Hash. (parking is also available across the street at 10701 Columbia Pike, at Burnt Mills East Special Park) If you see the Trader Joe’s on your right, you have gone 80 yards too far.

From the north, proceed south on Rte. 29 (you can take Rte. 200/Inter-county Connector to Rte 29). From the intersection with Rte. 200 (ICC), go south on Rte. 29/Columbia Pike for 4 miles. After you see the Trader Joe’s on your left, make a right into the parking lot just before the bridge. Park and hash. (parking is also available across the street at 10701 Columbia Pike, at Burnt Mills East Special Park)

On-After: The 4 Corners Pub; 10111 Sutherland Rd, Silver Spring, MD; at the intersection of Rte. 29 and University Blvd.; 301-593-2900

Hare cell: 240-413-2388
Gobble! Gobble!
Sleep! Sleep!
Hash! Hash!
On-On,
Pervarotti

DCH4 Trail# 2082 – 11/23/19 @ 3pm

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The “Don’t Go Back to Rockville” aka “Take a historical tour of Rockville Hash!”

Time:3:00
Hares: CP and mystery hare(s)
Cash: $6
Trail: Its Rockville…should be stroller friendly, dog friendly, etc.
A to A/A”
Address: 251 Hungerford dr, Rockville, MD 20850, take Park Rd to back of metro station to park. Park farthest in lot (it is called Middle Ln on street going the other direction, west)
Parking free
On After: To be determined.

Hare phone number is 773-531-3209

Please join us.

DCH4 Trail# 2081 – 11/16/19 @ 3pm

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Saturday, Nov. 16, 2019 3:00 PM Veterans Park

Start: Wheaton Metro Station, (Veterans Park)

Theme:  What the F*ck happened to Fall!!!

Pre-Lube:  Limerick Pub, 11301 Elkin St, Wheaton, MD

Hares:        Senior Doucheburg, RU-469, Old Forgetful, Just Jordyn

On-After:  Limerick Pub, 11301 Elkin St, Wheaton, MD

D’erections:

Riding Metro:  Take the Red Line to the Wheaton Metro Station and go to Veteran’s Park .  Let’s hope the hares aren’t too drunk that they forget to put marks for you to follow to start.

Driving:  Amherst Parking garage is free on weekends, between 15th and 16th Streets NW to Georgia Ave. to Reedie Drive

Misc:  
The hares flaunted their BAH3 runner credentials with me over this past week.  They asked me to pass on to you wankers the following brag:
Feel free to remind them both runner hares are BAH3/SHIT hashers and we love good shiggy
I say:  
 
Bring-it BAHyatches! 

·      Trail is A- A

·      Bag Vehicle : Your car or someone else you think is cute’s car

·      Special needs: Hash cash, vessels, Cranium Lamps, Shiggy Socks

·      Dog friendly: Runners Tough Dogs Only / Walkers Yes

·      Stroller Friendly: Runners No / Walkers Yes

·      $6 Hash Cash

·       Bring Virgins to sacrifice celebrate

·       Shiggy rating is 6.69/10
On-After:           Limerick Pub, 11301 Elkin St, Wheaton, MD

DCH4 Trail# 2080 – 11/9/19 @ 3pm

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The 2080 Rate trail – Hashing full time!

Date/Time: Saturday 11/9/2019 at 3pm

Cost: $9

Hares: Tour duh Whore, Pay Per View and others

Start: Parking lot behind Paradiso Italian Restaurant
6124 Franconia Rd, Alexandria, VA 22310
Trail: The 2080 Rate trail – Hashing full time

Directions:
Metro: Blue Line to Van Dorn Street or Franconia/Springfield Station. Catch a bus (310, 232?) or Uber.

Prelube: Paradiso!

Driving:
From I 95 to Springfield interchange. Head towards Franconia/Alexandria Paradiso is about 2 miles on left

From I495: Take Van Dorn Street Exit. South on Van Dorn Street (right at exit). Right on Franconia Road. Paradiso is about 1/2 mile on right after turning on Franconia Road.

Trail Deets: A to B. Light shiggy. Walker and Runner trails. Stroller and dog friendly but dogs must be on leash at all times. Bag vehicle provided. Bring layers and chair. we have a keg to kick so plan on hanging out a while. Food will be provided for meat and non-meat eaters.

On On On: 5951 Franconia Road

On On On into the night: Back at Paradiso – they typically have live music and/or karaoke.

DCH4 Trail# 2079 – 11/2/19 @ 3pm

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Dia de los Muertos Zombie Hash and Pub Crawl.
Start: Garage next to Teeters, 323 Copley Pl, Gaithersburg, MD 20878. #54 bus from Rockville to Washingtonian Ctr stop will get you close.
Pre-lube: Downtown Crown Beer and Wine- 20 taps!
Cost: $1 for the zombie chase
Hares: No Child Left Behind and Bah-ROOOOOOOO!
Trail: Zombies vs. the living. Wear your finest coffin clothes. We’re going to divide into living and undead using the same trail. Bring $1 with your name on it. Living walkers and any imposter zombies get a head start. Running zombies must catch the living and get their $1. Game ends at the beverage check. Winners will be walkers who have their dollar and the runner with the most. Everyone’s $ will be pooled and put towards sh*tty beer for the winners at the end. Hiding is fair. Pay as you go pub crawl at the end of trail so bring money and ID on trail. Trail is dog friendly, but they may have to skip the pubs. Two have dog friendly patios but it will be chilly.
OnOnOn: Pour House or Paladar 212 Ellington Blvd, Gaithersburg
Complaints: 301-529-8802 but I probably won’t answer.
Disclaimer: This could go terribly wrong so be prepared to just get some exercise and have fun!