DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House
A to A
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy: minimal
Location: Navy Yard
545 South Capital St SW
(Pacific Parking) under I-695 between E & I st
1/2 way btwn South Capital or Navy Yard Metro stations
Hare: Piss-N-Boots
Cost: $7
https://maps.app.goo.gl/fUQBCVCpMDpePUb27
Come get dome Beads & Grub
Theme: Tutus on 2/22 @ 2pm
Wear your tutu or feel the wrath of an angry prima-Donna ballet star having a bad day.
🐇 Hare(s): Read Between the Slime, & How I Met My Brother
📍 Location: Eleanor Roosevelt High School. 7601 Hanover Parkway, Greenbelt, 20770. Far Eastern corner of parking lot. 38.993613889413865, -76.86778347842926
Don’t be fooled by the repeat location. You’re getting a totally NEW trail.
🏃♀️ Distance: Runner 5+ ish / Walkers 3ish
🌿 Shiggy Level: 1-2
👶 Stroller Friendly?: Not so much
🐕 Dog friendly?: Yes in trail, On After, outside table yes
💵 Cost: $7
🍺 On-after at: New Deal Cafe or possibly at the Hares house
📱Hares contact number:, Slime 571-235-5083, Brother 301-641-2598
Other: Wear a tutu
Valentine’s Day Trail
Hare: NCLB
Cost: pay as you go
Start: Gaithersburg MARC Rail Station
5 South Summit Ave.
Free Parking Garage!
Trail: A-A. It could be snowing, it might be 30 degrees, there may be mountains of snow. Who can plan a trail under these conditions? Let’s not huddle around drinking in the cold, and show some love to our local brewers and forgotten dives in the neglected part of the ‘Burg. You will walk, run, ski or sled 2.5 or 4 miles, and expect plenty of shiggy in the form of snow. Trail probably won’t be stroller friendly and dogs aren’t allowed inside of these fine drinking establishments.
OnOn: Mayan Monkey across from start
Questions? call pita or ping me here.
Post here if you’d like Metro Pick Up. I’m sure someone will volunteer since I’m cohareless. There’s also a bus route nearby.
Theme: Plundering Valentine’s Day. Wear your hearts, red, pink, or a valentine teddy, and get ready to steal some hearts.
Hare(s): HIMM Brother, Read Between the Slime, & Blonde Roots
Location: Elenor Roosevelt High School. 7601 Hanover Parkway, Greenbelt, 20770. Far Easter corner of parking lot. 38.993613889413865, -76.86778347842926
Distance: Runner 5+ ish / Walkers 3ish
Shiggy Level: 1-2
Stroller Friendly?: Not so much
Dog friendly?: Yes in trail, On After, outside table yes
Cost: $7
On-after: New Deal Cafe or possibly at the Hares house
Hares contact number: Brother 301-641-2598, Slime 571-235-5083
Other Details: Be on the look out for hearts on trail. Plunder away.
Just like the classic movie, our trail will leave you wondering if you’ve been here before (spoiler: you have), with a bewildering route designed to keep you coming back for more! Expect plenty of checks, laughs, and, of course, the occasional “Wait, haven’t we passed this beer check already?!”
Whether you’re an Eagle seeking adventure, a Chicken looking to take it easy, or just a hasher here for the post-trail brews, there’s a shadow (and a beer) waiting for everyone. And fear not—Third Hill Brewing will welcome us back to relive the best part of hashing: the on after.
So grab your running shoes and your best Bill Murray impressions—we’re making Groundhog Day a hash tradition to remember (again and again and again)!
Hares: Spike and I’m Big in Japan
Location: Third Hill Brewing, 8216 Georgia Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20910
Distance (Runner/Walkers): 5 / 3
Shiggy Level (out of 10): 1
Stroller Friendly?: Yes
Cost: $7
Date: January 25, 2025
Time: 2:00 PM
Start: 2503 Dennis Ave, Silver Spring, MD
Heavenly upstairs: Sip champagne and enjoy sweet chilly treats.
Hellish downstairs: Down Fireball shots and devour spicy and hot appetizers.
Cost: $20Start: Navy Yard Metro (BALLPARK Exit – follow marks to start) (200 M St SE, Washington D.C., DC 20003)
Cost: $7
Trail: A to A
Runners Length: ~4 mi
Walkers Length: ~ 2.5 mi
Shiggy: 0.69
Dog Friendly: Leashed good boys and girls welcome
Stroller Friendly: yes
Hares: Ruth, Piss n Boots
Items to bring: you, a vessel, a jacket/coat, a thirst for the sweet golden nectar, your common sense (or not, you decide).
On After: The Big Stick
Hare: blinded by the spooge
Location: (Riverfront Park in Laurel, MD) 39.1099520, -76.8589670
https://maps.app.goo.gl/hCJ1HcxfSRfmmt1u9
Details: A to A
Some shiggy. More pavement. Not stroller friendly. Leashed dogs.
Distance… Might depend on weather. But runners less than 5mi and walkers less than 3mi.
Cost $7
Contact: two4zero64four4five5six
On-after:
Olive on Main.
Dress EXTRA warm or freeze!
Hare(s): Blonde Roots, Amazon, JC, mystery hare
Location: Park/start at end of tennis courts parking lot across the street from Provinces Park entrance @ 1742 Disney Rd, Severn, Md 21144
39°07’38.9″N 76°43’48.5″W
Distance (Runner/Walkers):
Walkers 2.5-3.5miles
Runners 5ish
Shiggy Level (out of 10): urban trail/sidewalks + shiggy? ~3/10
Stroller Friendly?: Work around will be provided
Cost: $7
Hares contact number: blond roots 410-588-6182
Amazon 410-294-6556
Other Details: Dog friendly (on lead) & Dress EXTRA warm
When: 12/28 @ 2pm
Where: Spelunkers and Late Nites house: 8010 Piney Branch Rd, Silver Spring, MD (Trail is NOT starting at Takoma Middle School)
Hares: Ass Spelunker (he needs a shot buddy since I can’t carry shots this year) and Late Nite
How much: $20
What you get: 1 beer check + 11 shot checks, hashy caroling, a <2 mile walkers-only trail, and plenty of food and alcoholic beverages at the end.
Details: There will be lots drinking on this trail. Please don’t drink and drive. Crash space is available for all. Just bring sleeping bags.
Questions: Spelunker @ 757-636-2524 or Late Nite @ 240-274-3707