Hash Trash

Just like the classic movie, our trail will leave you wondering if you’ve been here before (spoiler: you have), with a bewildering route designed to keep you coming back for more! Expect plenty of checks, laughs, and, of course, the occasional “Wait, haven’t we passed this beer check already?!”
Whether you’re an Eagle seeking adventure, a Chicken looking to take it easy, or just a hasher here for the post-trail brews, there’s a shadow (and a beer) waiting for everyone. And fear not—Third Hill Brewing will welcome us back to relive the best part of hashing: the on after.
So grab your running shoes and your best Bill Murray impressions—we’re making Groundhog Day a hash tradition to remember (again and again and again)!

Hares: Spike and I’m Big in Japan

Location: Third Hill Brewing, 8216 Georgia Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20910

Distance (Runner/Walkers): 5 / 3

Shiggy Level (out of 10): 1

Stroller Friendly?: Yes

Cost: $7

Start: Navy Yard Metro (BALLPARK Exit – follow marks to start) (200 M St SE, Washington D.C., DC 20003)

Cost: $7

Trail: A to A

Runners Length: ~4 mi
Walkers Length: ~ 2.5 mi
Shiggy: 0.69

Dog Friendly: Leashed good boys and girls welcome

Stroller Friendly: yes

Hares: Ruth, Piss n Boots

Items to bring: you, a vessel, a jacket/coat, a thirst for the sweet golden nectar, your common sense (or not, you decide).

On After: The Big Stick

Hare: blinded by the spooge

Location: (Riverfront Park in Laurel, MD) 39.1099520, -76.8589670
https://maps.app.goo.gl/hCJ1HcxfSRfmmt1u9

Details: A to A
Some shiggy. More pavement. Not stroller friendly. Leashed dogs.

Distance… Might depend on weather. But runners less than 5mi and walkers less than 3mi.

Cost $7

Contact: two4zero64four4five5six

On-after:
Olive on Main.

Dress EXTRA warm or freeze!

Hare(s): Blonde Roots, Amazon, JC, mystery hare

Location: Park/start at end of tennis courts parking lot across the street from Provinces Park entrance @ 1742 Disney Rd, Severn, Md 21144

39°07’38.9″N 76°43’48.5″W

Distance (Runner/Walkers):
Walkers 2.5-3.5miles
Runners 5ish

Shiggy Level (out of 10): urban trail/sidewalks + shiggy? ~3/10

Stroller Friendly?: Work around will be provided

Cost: $7

Hares contact number: blond roots 410-588-6182
Amazon 410-294-6556

Other Details: Dog friendly (on lead) & Dress EXTRA warm

When: 12/28 @ 2pm

Where: Spelunkers and Late Nites house: 8010 Piney Branch Rd, Silver Spring, MD (Trail is NOT starting at Takoma Middle School)

Hares: Ass Spelunker (he needs a shot buddy since I can’t carry shots this year) and Late Nite

How much: $20

What you get: 1 beer check + 11 shot checks, hashy caroling, a <2 mile walkers-only trail, and plenty of food and alcoholic beverages at the end.

Details: There will be lots drinking on this trail. Please don’t drink and drive. Crash space is available for all. Just bring sleeping bags.

Questions: Spelunker  @ 757-636-2524 or Late Nite @ 240-274-3707

NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 5pm!!

Start: 9600 Old Spring rd. Kensington, MD

Hares: PITA

Cost: $15 (Includes good beer and food)

Details:
Annual boozy stroll to the Mormon temple lights. It’s .6 up a big hill & then .6 back! I’m getting food & good beer.  Come at 5 and eat & drink, 6ish we leave for the temple. We bring a beverage & walk up a big hill, we respectfully go in and walk around at your leisure…then walk back for more food, drinks & dirty holiday songs. Children are welcome -however not for circle. We can do forest glen metro pick up at 4:45. Let me know if you need pick up.

Questions: pita #301-412-3215

Location: 10426 Inwood Ave. Silver Spring, MD 20902. Count Crackula’s house.

Hares: Count Crackula and Front Office

cost: $7

Date and Time: 12/14 @ 2pm

Details: A to A, suburban paved and unpaved.

Parking on Inwood: please park northbound right side toward Gridley. Red Line Metro @Forest Glen 1.2 miles.

Info call CC at 301-332-7073.

Usual beverages and orange food etc at on after at Inwood.

There will be no DCH4 trail this week 12/7. Support MVH3 as they will be celebrating their 2000th run. For more details and to register, go to hash rego. Only 11 spots left, so hurry up.

https://hashrego.com/events/mvh3-2000th-run?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR14yf1E1679jiCxBoWcdG2fUk34xQCen4OjA5R2rj2a2O-Aj87wQrC4OYY_aem_3gWgl4FAjJREqVuljCprKQ

Mark your calendars early! Cum work off all that turkey and stuffing. Tramp is celebrating 6 years of poor decisions! Many moons ago Tramps virgin trail happened right around thanksgiving.

there will be 6 SHOTS to celebrate 6 years of hashing and Beer! So if you stayed in town for Thanksgiving you will be rewarded with ample booze and boobs!

FRBs beware you will get an extra special “treat”, inspired by Tramps Thanksgiving Virgin trail

Location: Odenton MARC station parking lot northbound. there are two sides of the parking lot. Go to this one https://maps.app.goo.gl/wuxxLUQwXq5V6Cd88?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

Hares: Tramp, Nanananana, and Friends

Cost: $10 (cuz of all the friggin shots)

On after: Lime and Salt.

Distance: walkers about 4 miles, runners probably 6

Shiggy level: I’d say a solid 7 by DCH4 standards. A 5 by BAH3 😝

Not stroller friendly but will be dog friendly (except maybe the on after depending on weather. Dogs only allowed outside )