Start: Gulf Branch Nature Center & Park 3608 Military Rd, Arlington, VA 22207
Nearest metro: Ballston (orange/silver) Rides available from metro
Theme: Its my Bday trail, Halloween, Erection horrors.
Hares: Cheese Jizz and Mellow Forskin Cheese.
Notes:
Trail is A to B Start 2pm 6 dolla 6 dolla make ya holla
Bring out your birthday gear if you are a Novemember birthday like me. Otherwise bring out those amazing Hilldabeast and Drumpf costumes from last weekend as we drink to not remember this election cycle. Remember we are in Arlington so bringing only your Johnson(its a third party joke) is a faux pas apparently. Weather is looking good 50-mid 60s right now. Bring change of clothes if needed. Trail should be dry but shiggy is a 5/10 for runners. Stroller friendly alternative trail is available.
ON-ON-ON: Carpool (Seriously they like close in December)
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