Past Trails

There will be no trail this week, if you wanna hash, rego for DC Red Dress Run. Info below.

https://hashrego.com/events/dc-red-dress-2023

Cum join us for the annual DC Red Dress Run:

Columbus/Indigenous People’s Weekend, 6-8 October.

Grab your finest red dress, fanciest vessel, and get ready to hash around the National Mall with us! This year’s charity will once again be Planned Parenthood so come help us raise money and bring awareness to a great program.

What does your rego get you? Access to Friday night’s Full Moon Trail and BLT, all day Saturday Red Dress shenanigans, trail, and BEER! AND Sunday’s Hangover H3 Trail!

Day of Trail deets cumming soon! We’ll have lots of beer, miles, and metro! Trails starts at the Smithsonian Metro Station!

This year for Full Moon BLT, we have Freddie’s Beach Bar as our location! This year’s theme is: Big Kahuna Big Gay Liki Tiki Luau! Whip out your bikinis, tikis, and leis for an awesome night with a beach themed bar and karaoke! This is a favorite local hash bar, so get ready!

We have 30 spaces available for BLT for LOCALS ONLY! We got some extra space, so we opened up to make everybody happy!

https://hashrego.com/events/dcfmh3-dc-full-moon-blt-2023?fbclid=IwAR2tecs_P2Whq9MQMMvWkgqlAbdJZbOHlSgEGdD-ERvRVJ5VJm7kSt_gyFY

This year we’re using the Hotel Pentagon as hash central and have negotiated a favorable group rate of $110+ tax per night. You HAVE to call and mention “Red Dress Run” to get the discounted rate and to book. Plus, anyone that DID NOT book a prepaid reservation at the back up hotel Comfort Inn can cancel and rebook with Hotel Pentagon, and get the discount, but this only applies until the 26th, so act fast!

We’ll be hosting the Shooting Star Trail Friday night after Freddie’s back at the hotels! Want to make shot? Sign up here!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSddpme1JoPyVvNv_W1guQ56Th97DtIoiPBU5PJO4Y00PA1YnA/viewform?fbclid=IwAR0ApBGkBi6EwUIMxidL7riXZB77gFlO3Vx38VJx2ZIG9ZWDhgmdqrD-I40

Speaking of beer! We have Donna’s Drinkers: The Rhinehart Red Garter Society for People Who Want to Drink Good Booze and Do Good Stuff For Charities, too! What is this??? It’s an upgrade on your booze package! For $50, you’re getting fancier beer, some liquor, and more! https://hashrego.com/events/donnas-drinkers-2023

Rego. Then, tell your friends cum #RunRed!

**Want more trails? Attend both Everyday is Wednesday H3 on Thursday night @7 for their ballbuster and White House H3 Sunday @ 3pm for bonus miles! Details will be posted! Those rego’s are separate from this event.**

Thursday
7pm – Everyday is Wednesday H3 **Not included in rego
Info and Rego Here: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1378?fbclid=IwAR0_pgsuu245JEsRL3EAcdlrNtlZVO4iC0prQLV_0hzz1SmcnMqq1w6vkHU

Friday
12:00-4:00 Early Sign In @ Hotel Pentagon
4:00-6:00 Sign in

7:00 BLT Trail hosted by DC Full Moon
Start: Hotel Pentagon, A-Beer, ~2 miles, shiggy level: 0.69

8:00 DCFM BLT presents: Da Big Kahuna’s Big Gay Liki Tiki Luau
@ Freddy’s Beach Bar & Restaurant

11:30 Shooting Star Trail
@ the hotels

Saturday
8:00-10:00 Breakfast (at your hotel)
Mimosa & Bloody Mary Bar
10:00-12:00 Hab Bazaar
@ Hotel Pentagon Breakfast Area
12:00-1:30 Lunch
@ Hotel Pentagon Breakfast Area
1:30 Red Dress Circle
Hotel Pentagon/Comfort Inn Parking Lot
1:45 First bus leaves from hotels for Red Dress Trail

2:30 Red Dress Trail Start @ Smithsonian Metro Station
A – Beer Trail, bag vehicle provided
Runners: ~4.5 mi true trail, 0.69 shiggy
Walkers: ~2.5 mi true trail, 0.69 shiggy
On After: Wundergarten

7:30 First bus to return to hotel
8:30 Last bus to return to hotel
10:00 Hotel Party!

Sunday
10:00am Hangover H3 Trail – Red Dress Recovery Trail
Start: Hotel Pentagon
Hares away 10:15
Hare(s):
Straight in the Navy, Preteen Protein, M’Alice, Dwarfus Interuptus, and possibly another mystery hare
Trail Length & Shiggy:
Eagle: 6 miles, 6/10
Turkey: 5 miles, 5/10
Penguin: 3.5 miles, 3/10

More Info:
Mimosas and beer available at start. There will be two tunnels for Turkey and Eagle but they are short, so no torch needed. Change of shoes recommended for all.
On-After:
Astro Beer Hall (also start for WH4 at 3pm)
4001 Campbell Ave, Arlington, VA 22206
https://www.astrobeerhall.com

11:00 GTFO

3pm – White House H3 Trail **Not included in rego
Info and Rego Here: https://hashrego.com/events/wh4-trail-2091-red-dress-sunday

Our hares backed out and we have no hares this week, so support your local..ish kennel as OFH3 is hosting this months Full Moon trail.

OFH3 Trail #364 – A Special Full Moon Surprise (Saturday Night Trail)!

Description: DCFMH3: September Full Moon presented by OFH3. This is not like our regular monthly trails, but we’re doing this just for you Full Moon H3 guys.

Come on out to Frederick MD. To visit and have some drinks with your old pals and not dead yet OFH3 and be ready to explore DTF (Down Town Frederick).

Trail is starting at Speds house so he may open the hot tub or light the fire pit. The trail will be urban and have at least a shot check and beer check. It will be 3 to 5 miles. Bring chairs for circle.  

Hares: Special Ed Forces 

When: Saturday, September 30, 2023

NEW TIME: 6:00 pm Sign In – 6:15 Hares Away – 6:30p Pack Away 

Where: 1114 W 7TH street Frederick MD. Parking available at Max Kehne Park lot or street parking on apple ave. 

Hash Cash: $6

Trail Type: A to A Trail

Distances: ~3-5 miles 

Shiggy rating (1-10): 1-2 

Notes: If you have any questions SpEds number is 5406862855. Quote the hare, “Hopefully, I will not forget this because it will be awkward if everyone starts showing up and I haven’t…” ::insert shrug emoji:: 

On After: Hare’s yard

Start: At the corner of N Courthouse Rd and 14th Street North in Arlington

Hare: Shamrock Your Cock and Tony Panda

Cost: $7

Pregame: Ragtime restaurant 1345 N. courthouse Rd

Details:
walkers 2.5
runners 5
urban shiggy

Start location: 4 Corners Pub. (10111 Sutherland rd. Silver Spring, MD 20901)

Hares: Spike

Cost: $7

Details:
Eagle = 6.5
Turkey = 5.5
Walkers = 4 or so

Water crossings for all. Very shiggy for eagle and turkey. Lots of deer around, so assume there is ticks. Have not seen much poison ivy. Headlamps would be good for turkey, but phone flashlights would probably work just as well.

Start Location: 2503 Dennis Ave, Silver Spring, MD ( Forest Glen is neatest metro)

Cost: $5 (Because you are covering beer stop)

Hares: PITA and Math Suck Let’s Fuck

Details: Beer stop will be at a brewery, so bring cash or credit card)

let pita know if you need to be picked up #301-412-3215

MATH SUCKS IS IN TOWN – COME OUT!!!

Labor Dar Backyard Bash Hash

So you can’t afford to rent a beach house next to Joe Biden’s in Rehoboth this Saturday, September 2?

Come to the heart of Columbia Heights next to the notorious Wonderland Ballroom, the start to this week’s Harriettes hash run!

Start Location: 1219 Kenyon St, NW Washington DC 20010 Park on the nearby streets, look at the signs to avoid a ticket

$10 gets you the usual beverage refreshments and orange food sacks, plus hotdogs and hamburgers while they last at the end.

Seating is limited, so bring a chair, standing room is ample. 3 bathrooms to take care of business in the house.

Dogs welcome, beware of black cat inside! Tunes will be played, requests for Songs I don’t like will be ignored.

Details: Run is A to A, starts and ends in #2’s backyard. Co hare is the lovely Vagina. Shortcut for strollers to avoid the shiggier part.

3 miles walkers and lazy runners with an eagle loop into Rock Creek Park for youse Alpha types.

If you get lost call #2 at 703-989-5373

This weeks trail (8/26) DCH4 is invading CCH3 to honor the birthday of the sexiest of hashers: Don’t have one.
Remember, You MUST rego to attend!

for details and to rego, click the link below.

https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-tie-dye?fbclid=IwAR2lO7zbMvrs1-6CFpebgZEFnSsjkCu6s4te-_fEzpiqzC2bPoBxASS-4vw

Trail: A-A

When: 8/19 @ 3pm

Hares: Princess Albert, Pay Per View and Tour Duh Whore

Where: Bren Mar Park. 5415 Colliers Ln, Alexandria, VA 22312 https://maps.app.goo.gl/i8eNhmFkK2cdGwg67

Parking: There is limited parking at the park itself but more parking is available across the street.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/EaymfRke4PZBABmN6

Runners: ~5 miles (water crossing and maybe a bit muddy if it rains)
Walkers: ~ 3 miles (shiggy 1)

On After at Aslin Brewery.

Wear your tutus and cum celebrate DCH4’s 2200th trail and the fact that, contrary to popular belief, we aren’t dead yet! Trail will feature new Hab shirts celebrating the momentous occasion.

On after will include a Hab exchange, so bring your old tired Hab and exchange it for something shiny and new (to you). Also bring your old green dresses, red dresses, accessories and more!

Hares: Spewart Little and Tramp-sub-stantiation.

Trail is A to A. Bring your ID and a form of payment because one of the beer stops will be a boozy establishment.

Runners: 4.69 miles
Walkers: 2.69 miles

Shiggy level: 2, pavement pounder with some dirt paths. Stroller friendly and dog friendly.

Location: 1224 N Lincoln St, Arlington, VA 22201 (tramp and spews place. Please park along the residential street and cum to the back yard for circle. Do NOT park at the businesses near by, they tow people all the time)