This weeks trail (8/26) DCH4 is invading CCH3 to honor the birthday of the sexiest of hashers: Don’t have one.
Remember, You MUST rego to attend!
for details and to rego, click the link below.
Past Trails
DCH4 Trail# 2201 – 8/19/23 @ 3pm
Trail: A-A
When: 8/19 @ 3pm
Hares: Princess Albert, Pay Per View and Tour Duh Whore
Where: Bren Mar Park. 5415 Colliers Ln, Alexandria, VA 22312 https://maps.app.goo.gl/i8eNhmFkK2cdGwg67
Parking: There is limited parking at the park itself but more parking is available across the street.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/EaymfRke4PZBABmN6
Runners: ~5 miles (water crossing and maybe a bit muddy if it rains)
Walkers: ~ 3 miles (shiggy 1)
On After at Aslin Brewery.
DCH4 Trail# 2200 – 8/12/23 @ 3pm
Wear your tutus and cum celebrate DCH4’s 2200th trail and the fact that, contrary to popular belief, we aren’t dead yet! Trail will feature new Hab shirts celebrating the momentous occasion.
On after will include a Hab exchange, so bring your old tired Hab and exchange it for something shiny and new (to you). Also bring your old green dresses, red dresses, accessories and more!
Hares: Spewart Little and Tramp-sub-stantiation.
Trail is A to A. Bring your ID and a form of payment because one of the beer stops will be a boozy establishment.
Runners: 4.69 miles
Walkers: 2.69 miles
Shiggy level: 2, pavement pounder with some dirt paths. Stroller friendly and dog friendly.
Location: 1224 N Lincoln St, Arlington, VA 22201 (tramp and spews place. Please park along the residential street and cum to the back yard for circle. Do NOT park at the businesses near by, they tow people all the time)
DCH4 Trail# 2199 – 8/5/23 @ 3pm
When: Saturday 8/5/23 @ 3 PM
Hare: Dr. Strangelove
Cost: $7
Where: Start is cul-de-sac at the end of Lake Haven Ct, Burke, VA.
Directions: Use 10120 Lake Haven Ct, Burke VA for navigation; cul-de-sac is 50 meters beyond.
Miscellaneous: A – A. Runner and walker trails, shiggy on both, moderate distances, dogs OK but must be on leash for a portion of the trail. Potential for PI, but water crossings are minor and you’ll get wet only if you’re stupid or clumsy or both.
Hare’s cell: 571-265-3541
DCH4 Trail# 2198 – 7/29/23 @ 3pm
Where:
House of Shmegg
2 Gardenway
Unit T
Greenbelt, MD. 20770
when: 7/29 @ 3pm
Hares: Just Stephen, Just Csabi (say it Chubby), and Incredible Edible Shmegg
What: A Trail of 3 Hungarians
It’s like a Tale of Two Cities except no cities and 3 instead of Two and it’s a hash not a book. Insert your own literary reference here.
Runner & Walker Trail of Appropriate Distance
Runners will get wet. Shiggy for runners and walkers.
Hash Cash: $7
On after:
At the start or New Deal Cafe across the street. We’ll figure it out Saturday.
Hare phone: 240-461-3390
DCH4 Trail# 2197 – 7/22/23 @ 3pm
Hares: CP and Flower Power
Start Detail: North Bethesda Metro Parking Garage, upper floor (not roof)(5500 Marinelli Rd, Rockville, MD 20852)
Description: Urban shiggy, buggy and dogs on leash friendly, beer, coolers, orange food, etc. Some history.
On After: TBD
Hopefully better weather than the last trail. If you have specific beer requests, and you are cumming, let me know, you know I am a woosy beer drinker/selector. May surprise you.
DCH4 Trail# 2196 – 7/15/23 @ 3pm
Location Pin:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/MECYoZTHpeFh8M6B8?g_st=ic (https://maps.app.goo.gl/MECYoZTHpeFh8M6B8?g_st=ic)
1st half
Walker: 1.77
Runner: 2.55
2nd half
Walker: 2.1
Runner: 2.8
Total:
Walker: 3.87
Runner: 5.35
Hares: Read Between the Slime and How I Met My Brother
R&W dog friendly
W only is stroller friendly
Shiggy: mostly pleasant
Hash cash: $7
DCH4 Trail 2195: 7/8/23 3pm – Spelunker Hits Middle Age
Start: 8010 Piney Branch Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20910
Hares: LNDT & Spelunker
Theme: Birthday spankings for Spelunker’s 45th
Trail details: Neighborhood jaunt of 4-ish miles for runners and 2.5 miles for walkers. Trail will be humid but not wet, but certainly hilly.
Due to impending heat, please leave the animals at home – we do have 2 dogs at the house (one is friendly, the other is a foster, so unknown)
Hash cash: $7, includes birthday cake 
Start directions: There is no parking directly in front of our house. There is plenty of parking on neighborhood streets and in the spaces on the northbound side of Piney Branch Rd. Do not recommended parking in Sligo neighborhood park as the community center is frequently busy.
On-after: La Casita Pupuseria (carry-out); no alcohol on-site. 8214 Piney Branch Rd https://www.lacasitapupusas.com/
DCH4 Trail# 2194 – 7/1/23 @3pm “JOINT” Trail w/ S2H3
What: Legal Joint Trail between DCH4 and S2H3 (DC Hash House Harriettes & Harriers; and Strolling Stoners Hash House Harriers)
Why: Because Maryland is now LEGAL!!! (And because Pervarotti is FINALLY back from working in Florida for 7+ months!)
WTF?! July 1st is the first day that recreational marijuana is legal in the state of Maryland—which will from this date onward be referred to as: “Merryland”! 😉
Where: Start is at 10801 Lockridge Dr, Silver Spring MD (north of downtown Silver Spring, MD)
A to A’; Doggie friendly (with leash for road crossings); not stroller friendly (except for strolling stoners….). Most of walkers’ trail on paths in the woods, with extra loops through the shiggy for runners.
Trail is A to A’, with circle close to parking/start; but on-after is a third of a mile on foot or one mile by car
Runners and Walkers trails. You ‘should’ be able to stay dry for the stream crossings, unless there is recent rain.
When: Saturday, July 1, 2023; 3pm HST (hash standard time)
Hare: Pervarotti (plus mystery rollers and strollers)
Cost: $10; Food will be served
On-After: Casa de Pervarotti ; 10814 Margate Road; Silver Spring, MD 20901
On-On-After: The 4 Corners Pub; 10111 Sutherland Rd, Silver Spring, MD; at the intersection of Rte. 29 and University Blvd.; 301-593-2900
Hare cell: 240-413-2388
DCH4 Trail# 2193 – 6/24/23 @ 3pm
Start: 10426 Inwood ave, silver Spring, md
Hares: Count Crackula and Front Office
CC’s cell 301-332-7073.
Parking directions – Please park on right side of the street toward Gridley Ave
Trail details: Both walkers and runners trails available. Walkers should be generally stroller friendly.
On after in the back yard.
Hash cash – $7
If using Metro , Forest Glen station is 1.1 miles from house; call Countcrackula if you need a ride from the metro.