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DCH4 Trail #1969: 9/2/17 2pm – H St Corridor NE Washington, DC

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Greetings DCH4!
Despite the last minute announcement, there will be a trail this weekend. It’s in DC:

What: A last minute DCH4 trail in DC. It’ll be damp.

 
Where: Start location is behind 1111 Staples St NE, Washington, DC 20002 (aka the back yard of Chez Assfix)
 
Who: Duckbill Cookiepuss, mystery co-hare. (Anyone want to play the role of mystery co-hare?). Assfixiation is generously providing her backyard.
 
How Much: $6
Why: Because we can’t NOT have a trail…
Trail deets: A to A. Dog friendly. Maybe not stroller friendly. Who am I kidding, I don’t know where the hell we’re going yet. I think it’ll be wet outside, so plan accordingly.
Call me if you have any questions or can’t find the start: 202.812.6908
 
Apologies for the last minute announcement!

DCH4 Trail #1968: 8/26/17 2pm – Bowie, MD

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The dangerous duo strike again!
Start location:
Park at BJ’s in Bowie
16520 Ballpark Rd, Bowie, MD 20716
Then look for us in the grassy area between the parking lot and the road.
Hares: Math Sucks and EMT
Trail deets:
Trail will be A to A’. Enough shiggy to make EMT happy, not so much to make Math want to cry. Shiggy socks recommended. Trail will be tough dog friendly, not stroller-friendly. If you’re afraid of heights, thorns, boy scouts, scary old abandoned barns, baseballs, or homeless people living in the woods, this may not be the trail for you.
Directions:
Metro: Sorry, NOT metro accessible.
From MD take 495 E to US 50, take 50 towards Annapolis, then take the 301-South exit. Follow signs for the Bowie Baysox Stadium (left on Ballpark Rd). You’ll see Home Depot and then BJ’s.
From VA either take 395/295 to US 50 East or the 495 outer loop to US 50 East, towards Annapolis, then take the 301-South exit. Follow signs for the Bowie Baysox Stadium (left on Ballpark Rd). You’ll see Home Depot and then BJ’s.
On-after:
On the Border, 16403 Heritage Blvd, Bowie, MD 20716

DCH4 Trail #1967 – 8/19/17 2pm – Adelphi, MD

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Where:  Adelphi Mill Recreation Center – 8402 Riggs Rd, Adelphi, MD 20783

Hares:  Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Length 3-ish miles, Shiggy meter: 4, BRING a dry bag!!, Multiple water crossings and PI/Tick preventives recommended, tough dog friendly, not stroller friendly

On-After:  Looney’s Pub 8150 Baltimore Ave College Park, MD

Hare(s) Phone #: (757) 636-2524

DCH4 Trail #1966: 8/12/17 2pm Floppy & Oedipussy Extravaganza Part I – Catonsville, MD

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What: DCH4 Trail #1966 – Floppy and Oedipussy Extravaganza Part I

When: 8/12/17 @ 2PM

Hares: Floppy Attachment, Oedipussy and Ponyboy

Why: Floppy and Oedipussy are back for the weekend!

Where: Community College of Baltimore County in Catonsville (map)

Campus Dr, Catonsville, MD 21228

Go to the back parking lot by the fields and look for wankers

How much: $6

 

On After:

Pool Party and Campout @Ponyboy & Double D’s

1329 S Rolling Rd, Catonsville, MD 21228

(BYO Everything/Order food)

We’ll have a grill for food and fridge available for beer

Bring a tent and stay the night for BAH3 trail on Sunday

DCH4 #1965 House of Da Nasty in Alexandria

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A trail from PPV’s back pocket. Or pulled outta her *ss. Or vajayjay…

Trail for Saturday 7/29 will be a House of Da Nasty trail!
Start: Side parking lot of House of Dynasty (Da Nasty) 7550 Telegraph Rd, Alexandria, VA 22315

Time: 2PM

Hare: Pay Per View

Cost: $6

Trail Deets: Supposed to be pouring this weekend so bring dry clothes. Expect a shorter trail. Want a longer trail? Volunteer to help hare! If not, will probably be one trail for both walkers and runners (approx 3 miles). Expect shiggy/mud. Expect downpours. Dog friendly, strollers see the hare for options. Bring bug spray.

On On On: TBD but maybe Bungalow or something at the Springfield Town Center (Chuy’s?)

DCH4 Trail #1964: 7/22 2pm Fletcher’s Boathouse

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It’s hot, hot, hot in the District, and what better way to enjoy it than with a damp, sweaty trail. See below for deets:
Where: Fletcher’s Cove Boathouse (4940 Canal Rd NW, Wash DC). Drivers click the link for the map. Public transitters, there’s a WMATA bus stop on MacArthur drive (D4 and D5 buses)
When: Saturday July 22, 2017 at 2pm
What: A trail at Fletcher’s Cove!  A to A’ starting form the upper parking area at Fletcher’s Cove Boathouse. Runners might get their feet wet. Head lamps highly recommended for runners. Walkers trail is dog friendly, runners trail not so much. Hash Cash: $6
Who: Duckbill Cookiepuss (202.812.6908) and Banana Condom
Why: Because it’s stoopid hot.

On After: TBD

DCH4 #1963 15 July 2PM in Greenbelt

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Where: House of Shmegg, 2 Gardenway, Unit S, Greenbelt MD 20770
When: Sat. 15 July 2017 at 2PM
What: A trail that you may or may not have seen before, maybe shiggy, maybe sidewalks, maybe water.
Hash Cash: $6
On After: New Deal Cafe, 113 Centerway, Greenbelt MD www.newdealcafe.com
Fon: 240.461.3390

DCH4 Trail #1961: 7/1/17 2pm – Silver Spring, MD

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Where:  10426 Inwood Avenue, Silver Spring, MD  20902
Start (metro) directions:  Red Line to Forest Glen –  call Crackula for a ride and we’ll coordinate
Hares:  Count Crackula, Front Office, and Happy Meal
How Much: $9.00 — yes, we’re feeding you!
Trail Description:  A to A, runners’ and walkers’ trails, dogs OK (need leash)
Circle and On-After:  Casa de Crackula/Front Office; bring a blanket or lawn chair
Hare(s) Phone #: 301-332-7073 (Count); 301-661-4288 (Front Office)