DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House
Start location: U Street/African-American Civil war memorial/Cardozo Metro (Closer to the 10th st. Exit)
Hares: Shitty Porn Story
Time: 2:00 PM
Cost: $6
Theme is Lion King! aka Royal Jungle Pussy! (Because they’re performing the show this week.)
Details: Tail is A-B, stroller and dog friendly. Very little shiggy.
On-After- Duffy’s (2106 Vermont ave. Washington, DC) Don’t be lame. Do trail first then go to the on-after. Always leave camp!
Weather considerations click HERE.
Looking for something to do on St. Patrick’s day? Get your green on and drink some green beer.
Start Location: Clarendon Metro (3100 Wilson Blvd. Arlington, VA)
Time: 2pm
Theme: Green Beer
Hares: Cheese Jizz, Capitol Cockshare
Cost: Pay as you go pub crawl.
Deets: Pay as you drank crawl. wear green, drink green, get out of my swamp!
2-3pm Clarendon Grill
3-4 Mister Days
5-6 Oz
6-7 Whitlows Rooftop
8-9 Hunan #1
10-11 Freddie’s (This is a fair piece away from Human #1, just sayin’)
11-Kickout Crystal city restaurant (Crystal City Sports Pub?)
Overview:
1st leg
2nd leg:
Hares: Count Crackula and Front Office
Start Location: Count Crackula and Front Office House (10426 Inwood Ave. Silver Spring, MD 20902)
Time: 2pm
Cost: $9
Directions: Beltway 495 to MD 97 Georgia Ave. North toward Wheaton. Right at 4th light at Dennis, left on Inwood – Park on street.
Metro: Red Line to Forest Glen. 1 mile from house. If you need a lift call Crackula 301-332-7073.
Run/Walk Details: CC length runners trail paved and unpaved and a shorter walkers trail. Trail is A-A and is stroller friendly.
On After at the House: Hot food and beverages provided.
Details, rants/complaints: Count Crackula @ 301-332-7073
Where: Edison Hight School
5801 Franconia Rd, Alexandria, VA 22310
Time: 2PM
How much: $9
Hares: Tour duh Whore and Pay Per View
Directions via Metro: Blue line to Van Dorn Street metro station. Uber, walk, bus or walk to start (approx 1.5 miles).
Driving: I 495 to Van Dorn Street Exit. South on Van Dorn Street. Left on Franconia Road. Take a right into Edison High School.
Other Deets: Trail is A to B. Stroller/dog friendly. Bring dry bag , plan on shiggy (even on walkers). Drag any christmas trees you find on trail with you. Bon-fire and food at the end.
On After: 5951 Franconia Road. (Never-leave-campers will be put to work!)
DCH4 trail# 1993 – 2/24/18 @2:00pm
Start: Metropolitan Park (13th st s and s fern st. In Arlington – behind the Whole Foods)
Hare: Shitty Porn Story
Cost: $6
Start Time: 2:00pm
Details: Trail is A-B, stroller and dog friendly. However you may want to bring a dry bag because there’s a good chance of rain.
If you want to get an early start on drinking, prelude is at Epic Smokehous (1330 S Fern st. Arlington)
On After: Crystal City Sports Pub (529 23rd St S. Arlington)
This weeks DCH4 trail will be joining in on the DC Full Moon festivities. The Full Moon’s Gathering of the Clans will once again be taking on a spirit of friendly competition. Cum test your athletic and drinking abilities (more of the latter) at Hash Olympdicks 2018 hosted by EWH3! Gather a team of four to test your mettle in three Winter Olympics themed events and win glory for your kennel!
Start: Potomac Ave Metro
Sign In: 2pm
Pack Away: 2:30
Olympdick Games: 3pm hash standard time
Hash Cash: $12
You Get: Beer! Pizza! Orange Food! (food and drink options for glutards) Games! Surprise Giveaway!
On After: Trusty’s
Here are the events in no particular order: Remember to gather the best team of four and WIN DCH4 THAT GOLD!!!
– Beer Can Hocky: Relay style, each team member will shotgun a beer, crush the can, and use it as a puck to maneuver around obstacles to the shot line. Shoot your can into the “net” to avoid a time penalty for littering on trail. Team with the best overall time wins.
– Hashy Biathlon: Relay style, team members will help strap 2x4s to each other’s feet and make their way around three checkpoints and then shotgun a beer. You’ll then take aim with a Nerf gun at 5 empty beer cans. Each can knocked off the railing gets you a time deduction! Team with the best overall time wins.
– Down-Down Curling: Head to Head (who said head?) cumpetition. Each team member will battle a member of the opposing team on a table-top curling game. Take a down-down and shoot your puck, 4 total for each member. Team with the best overall score wins. Ties will result in a one member death match.
Good luck; and may the spirit of Saint Gispert grant you his favor!
The 2:10 Halfway Trail
Start: Behind the new town houses being constructed on the other side of Glenallan Ave. Map yourself to 12619 Macaulay St. Silver Spring, MD. And look for wankers
Hares: Standard Deviant, Holy Fuck, Lube Me Up Scotty, 1000 Watt Twat, Sour Snatch my Rubber Back, and Bambi’s Bitch
Time: 2:00pm
Cost: $6.00
Details: Trail is A – D with runners and walkers split. There will be multiple shot checks and special checks. Bag vehicle will be provided. I would also bring a dry bag, just in case.
End will be at Standard Deviants
On After: Standard Deviants place (Call the Huh number below for address and directions)
Huh??? 301-919-8109
Where: Clarendon Metro 3100 Wilson Blvd, Arlington, VA 22201
When: 1/20/2018 2pm
Why: Because plans change but still involve beer!
Stroller and dogs are ok.
On after: Crafthouse 901 N Glebe Rd #105, Arlington, VA 22203