Past Trails

What: Pie day Coronavirus and Lyme disease inoculation trail! For all us wankers not doing GDR.

Hare: Muddy Twaters (live trail!)

Cost: Free-ish… Beer checks are at actual bars, buy your own beverage(s)

Start/Prelube: The Ugly Mug 723 8th St SE, Washington, DC 20003

A to A’

Shiggy level 0. Stroller friendly. NOT dog friendly. (It’s early enough and/or the stops are family friendly, but these aren’t places that would be ok with our puppers coming in.)

Dry bags aren’t needed unless it rains.

BRING ID AND WALLET!!!
This is a pay-for-your-own-drinks trail and we WILL be stopping at bars! BRING YOUR ID!!!

Parking: Street available or a small pay lot under the Freeway overpass

Public Transit: Eastern Market and walk south or Navy Yard and walk east and north.

On afters: The Brig

***Disclaimer: If only 2 or 3 people show up, we may take a vote and turn it into a bar crawl around the area to try new cocktails.***

Come celebrate the rights of the women in your life—and The Cocktease Falcon’s birthday—on March 8 at Noma—Gallaudet Metro!

Hares: The Cocktease Falcon, Turkey Twat

How much: $6

Start: NoMa Gallaudet U New York Ave metro station – the Florida Ave exit, or alternatively, navigate to N St NE & 2nd St NE Washington, DC

Trail details: A-A in the concrete shiggy!

Runners: 4 miles

Walkers: 2 miles

Prelube: Red Bear Brewing Co.
On After: Last Call (by Union Market food hall)

Start: Edison HS 5801 Franconia Road Alexandria, VA 22310

https://goo.gl/maps/swW5q88yTM6kLFWm7

Time: 3PM
Cost: $9
Hares: Cheese Jizz, Capital Cockshare, PPV and TdW

Directions: I495 to Van Dorn Street Exit. Right at exit ramp onto Van Dorn. Left onto Franconia Road. Edison HS will be on right. Parking toward the back of school near ball fields.

Metro: Blue Line to Van Dorn Street. Approx 1.5 mile walk from Metro station. Or bus, uber or have a wanker pick you up

Trail Deets: A to A’. Limited parking at end. Bring a dry bag and layers since we will be having a bon fire after the sun goes down. Dog and stroller friendly options. Dogs must be on leash at on-in as we do not have a fenced yard.

On In: 5951 Franconia Road Alexandria VA 22301

Prelube: Leap Beer Day at Port City Brewery, 3950 Wheeler Ave Alexandria, VA 22304 starts at noon. Get a free 5oz sampler with any flight or pint purchase. Make sure you get your drunk ass to the start by 3PM, though!!

What: George Washington’s 288^th Birthday

Where: Fort Hunt Park, 8999 Fort Hunt Road, Alexandria, Virginia 22308

Start: The far end of Parking Lot A (Away from the big Pavilion)

Hares: Can’t Talk With My Mouth Full, Just Pam & For Sale or Rent

How Much: $6.00

Trail Details: A-Aish

Walker: 3 miles

Runners: 4 miles

There will be a combination of woods and pavement on both trails (more woods than pavement). Both trails are dog on leash (a must) and Spawn (on foot, backpack or stroller) friendly.

Other Trail Notes: Bring extra pair of clothes/towel/shoes whatever. There will be a bag vehicle.

Since it will be George Washington’s Official Birthday, we will be indulging in some of his favorite things on trail and at circle. Our 1^st President had a thing for spendy wine and anything/everything cherry. He also loved raisins, walnuts, hazelnuts and apples. But don’t expect a huge spread. This is DCH4 not MVH3.

Also, Since it is George Washington’s official Birthday, the Mt. Vernon Estate is free admission for the day 9am-4pm. If anyone has time prior to trail, they might want to check it out. Dogs are allowed on leash onto the estate too.

George Washington Mt. Vernon Estate

3200 Mount Vernon Hwy, Mt. Vernon, VA 22121

On-After: Belle Haven Pizzeria (1401 Belle Haven Rd. Alexandria, VA 22307)

Hare Phone #: Can’t Talk With My Mouth Full (240) 587-8959

What: Hash #2093      Love and everything about this trail sucks!

Where: Greenbelt Metro – 5717 Greenbelt Metro Dr, Greenbelt, MD 20740 PARKING LOT 1A

Who: Mrs. Shmegg and FeyLAY!

How much: $6

When: February 15, 2020   3PM

Friendlies: Runners, walkers, dogs that can be lifted over a short fence. Neither trail is stroller friendly, but could make a work around if there is interest (day of is fine).

Where: Mellwood Hills Community Park.

7575 Dower House Rd

Upper Marlboro, MD 20772

Who da Hares are: Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos…Good Times! And a mystery hare or two.

How much: 6 cash dollars – again, C A S H

Details: You might get your toesies wet, so bring a dry bag.

Bring a vessel.

Eagle/turkey options.

Dogs: sure, as long as you bring a leash.

Kids: sure, as long as you keep em leashed. But not stroller friendly (shiggy!).

Metro: get yourself to Suiteland Metro Station and then Uber/Lyft (15 min) or have a hasher pick you up along the way.

On after: TBD

Hare cell: 585-748-7515.

Hares: Muddy Twaters and One of your newly appointed RAs,THE VIRGINATOR

Where: THE MUDDY VIRGINATOR ABODE – 6805 Geneva Ln, Temple Hills, MD 20748
Google Map that shit, yo!
CLICK LOCATION LINK BELOW

Hash Cash: $9 [Includes Dinner] Gluten Free Food & Drink options

Transportation: Metro People, Green Line all the way to Branch Ave station. We are about 3.69 miles from the metro so run here, have a hasher pick you up, hitchhike, or Uber/Lyft-ing is an option too. Otherwise, car pool or drive your jalopy here and park in the driveway or cal de sac area. (hehe, sac)

Detrails: Shiggy Level 3, A-A shortish, Dog (on leash) friendly but not for strollers. Bring kids at your own hashy exposure risk. Runner & Walker trail option.

What to Bring: Virgins, cranium lamp, thirst for beer, change of clothes, dry shoes, dildos, your mom, chairs and your sense of humor.

On after: THE MUDDY VIRGINATOR ABODE
There will be food (with gluten free options), karaoke and beer pong and more beer for your juvenile enjoyment. Crash space is available for all who would like to not get a DUI.

Muddy Twater Cell # 484-942-8302
THE VIRGINATOR Cell # 585-478-1415

ON ON!