Start: Maryland city park – 565 Brock Bridge Rd, Laurel, MD 20724
Hares: Amazon.cum & Blonde Roots
Hash Cash: $7
Trail details: 3 to 5 miles, mostly shiggy. Dry bag. Dog friendly, strollers not recommended.
Past Trails
DCH4 Trail# 2186 – 4/29/23 @ 3pm
Start Location: 7007 Bock Rd. Fort Washington, MD 20744
When: 4/29 @ 3pm
Cost: $7
Hares: Cocko Bel Grande & Invisabitch
Trail Details: A to A, Dog friendly, walkers/runners split. Runners about 5 miles. Walkers about 3.69 miles.
Bring change of socks, shoes…life
On After: TBD
DCH4 Trail #2185: 4/22/23 3pm – Southern Ave Metro station (Green line)
Hey wankers. This Saturday is earth day so we will be frolicking with Mother Nature in all the shiggy, picking up trash along the way. Cum edge the state line with, with trail starting at Southern Ave and then we go where the trash is! Trash bags and gloves will be provided, along with beer of course!
Location: Southern Ave Metro Station (Green line) https://goo.gl/maps/awtLiUNrPiPXpYhh6
Park on the lowest level of the metro station parking garage towards the back. Address for the parking garage is 1390 Southern Ave SE, Oxon Hill, MD
Trail Length: 3 miles? Depends how much trash we pickup.
Shiggy level: 6, some woods, some streets.
Shiggy level: 6, some woods, some streets.
Hares: Tramp-sub-stantiation, Spewart Little.
Hash Cash: $7
DCH4 Trail 2184: 4/15/23 3pm, Colmar Manor (near Bladensburg), MD
Start location:
Colmar Manor Community Park – 3510 37th Ave, Colmar Manor, MD
Start directions:
Meet in the parking lot shown on this Maps pin:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/HgEEezFQYjan7qTy7?g_st=ic
Hare: Duckbill Cookiepuss
Hash cash: $7
Trail notes:
2-3 for walkers. 3.5 for the runners. Some pavement pounding. Some moderate shiggy. No dry bag needed. You might get muddy depending on what the RA’s weather summoning provides this week.
Walkers is stroller friendly if you like a challenge or have someone to help.
DCH4 Trail #2183 – 4/8/23 3pm, Beltsville, MD
Hares: How I Met Your Brother, Read Between the Slime & Brother’s dog Floater
It’s Floaters virgin ALPHA haring!!
Start directions:
**in Waze – put in: PARKING Beltsville neighborhood park (must put in parking)**
Beltsville Neighborhood-West Park: 11698 Montgomery Rd Beltsville MD https://goo.gl/maps/KYwYUqG99EzE5fvTA
Trail Details:
Walkers 3 plus a smidge. Runner 5 ish. No strollers. Feet will get wet. Dogs ok. On leash and off. Theme is uncertain. Thinking “Hare Scare” being her first trail. We can say, “She’s scared of doing first trail? You’re scared it’s her first trail?Scary ugly? Scary shitty? Scary shiggy? Scary wet? Come and find out.
Walkers 3 plus a smidge. Runner 5 ish. No strollers. Feet will get wet. Dogs ok. On leash and off. Theme is uncertain. Thinking “Hare Scare” being her first trail. We can say, “She’s scared of doing first trail? You’re scared it’s her first trail?Scary ugly? Scary shitty? Scary shiggy? Scary wet? Come and find out.
Hash Cash: $7
DCH4 Trail# 2182 – 4/1/23 @ 3pm
**3pm start**
An April Fools No Spitz Left Behind Trail
Start: Fields Rd Elementary
1 School Dr Gaithersburg
Cost: $7
Hares: Spitz & NCLB & BaRooo
trail A to B (bag vehicle provided, 1/3 mile back to start)
Notes: A lovely jaunt through the burbs with a touch of Cold War era history. Not a usual NCLB death march this time, we promise!
RW split. Dog friendly, strollers won’t make it. Shiggy rating 3/10.
You will get wet! 2 stream crossings.
Prelube at Downtown Crown Beer and Wine
OnOnOn: Get a yummy Teeters sub to enjoy on the patio at Downtown Crown Beer and Wine, or hit one of many restaurants in Crown Farm if you’re fancy like that.
Spitz #571-291-5011
Trail #2181: Polish-Humpty-Maya Trail
The beer mile Victor – Polish face polish & friends will dazzle us with an amazing trail in Alexandria!
**DOUBLE HEADER POSSIBILITIES With MV at 10am**
trail deets:
Trail name: Polish-Humpty-Maya trail.
A to A
time: 2pm (we will return to 3pm start next week)
Start: 1624 Belle View Blvd, Alexandria, VA 22307
Behind the Safeway, close to the VABC.
Walkers: 3.269
Runners: 4.69+
Prelube: Wankers able to drive could prelube with the on-after MVH3 hashers at Aslin in Alexandria.
On-after: Humpty Bunky’s place just down the road.
Please Note: March 18th – No Trail Due to BAH3 Green Dress
Sorry Wanks, no trail this weekend, cuz we know a lot of you will already be busy with BAH3 Green Dress, and we don’t like hashing alone. We would tell you to sign up for Green Dress, but its SOLD OUT. There is a Waiting List currently, so pray to the Lord Natty Boh you get in and you may be blessed.
On-On,
DCH4 Misman
DCH4 Trail# 2180 – 3/11/23 @ 2pm
Start Location: Rockburn Branch Park (6105 Rockburn Branch Park Rd. Elkridge, MD 21075)
Date/Time: Mar 11 @ 2pm
Hares: Cocko Bel Grande and Blonde Roots
Cost: $7
Details: Trail is A-A, Bitches/Complaints to Cocko @ 562-472-3842
On After: Guinness Brewery (19th street band is playing 5-9)
DCH4 Trail 2179: 3/4/23 2pm – Arlington, VA
Theme: Lousy Smarch Weather!
This just in! That lousy Smarch weather we’ve had lately will give in to a great trail this Saturday!
Come chase waterfalls and stunning panoramas of the Potomac with us and frolic through the best forests Arlington has to offer!
Start Location: (38.8973144, -77.0950392)
Giant – 3115 Lee highway, Arlington, VA 22201
The parking lot to the right of Giant.
Start time: 2peem
Hash cash: $7
Hares: Spewart Little, Trampsubstantiation
Notes:
Walkers: 3 miles
Runners: 5 miles
Shiggy level: 2.69
Dog friendly
Mostly stroller friendly except for accessing the shot check.