Past Trails

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o Does BabyCat (Meow!!)

Start: BabyCat Brewery (10241 Kensington Pkwy, Kensington, MD 20895)
https://goo.gl/maps/quzvemxgZksrwuVU9
Hares: Double Stuffed Whore-e-o and Mystery Hare
Cost: $7
When: 6/17 @ 3pm
Details: Trail will be A-A. Prelube and On-After will be at BabyCat Brewery.
NOT dog or stroller friendly. If you have a pupper or stroller, contact the hare ahead of time for workarounds. Headlamp/Flashlight needed. Fleshlights welcome as well.
Your feet will most likely get wet – bring a change of shoes/dry bag.
Shiggy level 4.69
Runners ~5 miles
Walkers ~3miles
Contact: Double Stuffed Whore-e-o (202) 302-4460

The 2nd Leg of Tour Duh Hash is brought to you by DCH4.

Start: 4001 15th st N, Arlington, VA 22207 (Start is parking garage above I-66)

Distance: runners 5-6 miles, walkers 3 miles.
Shiggy level: 2.69

Hares: Spewart little, Blinded by the spoog, tramp-sub-stantiation.

Hash cash: $8

Prelube: Start with the start of the first leg of TdH with MVH3. Details on the full tour schedule below.

https://sites.google.com/site/dcfmh3/home/dc-tour-duh-hash?fbclid=IwAR1999qMsk-n0VWbvNU0_yjRYd760IecNzFZNIRAQD_bqMbTKCgjcb4mZ9w_aem_th_Afo5Jy6_9jTMoROkN1uTBLclGWMtm6Q2Rz4LnTR-JYdk4eF1E3Zhc4ujMavz8vu9_f0

Late Nites out of town and Spelunkers unsupervised and nobody volunteered to hare, so cum on out to this s*** show.

Start: Spelunker and Late Nites house (8010 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD)
Hares: Ass Spelunker
Cost: $7
When: 5/27 @ 3pm
Details: Trail will be A-A. Dog friendly, you may get wet, but it’s avoidable. Can be stroller friendly. There are work arounds. There will be one beer check and a shot check. So come thirsty.
On after will be at Spelunkers house. I have a grill, so if you want food bring your own meats to grill. If you get to inebriated, there is crash space.
Trail for about 4ish miles.
Gripes and complaints contact Spelunker @ 757-636-2524

What: trail 2188
When: Saturday, May 20 @ 3pm
Where: Chido’s Tex Mex Grill Back corner parking.
14600 Laurel Pl, Laurel, MD 20707
https://maps.app.goo.gl/zoEiHtSQ4Cpgi3kg6
Who: blinded by the spooge
How much: $7
What again:
A to A. ~3mi walkers. ~5mi runners.

Start: Maryland city park – 565 Brock Bridge Rd, Laurel, MD 20724

Hares: Amazon.cum & Blonde Roots

Hash Cash: $7

Trail details: 3 to 5 miles, mostly shiggy. Dry bag. Dog friendly, strollers not recommended.

Start Location: 7007 Bock Rd. Fort Washington, MD 20744

When: 4/29 @ 3pm

Cost: $7

Hares: Cocko Bel Grande & Invisabitch

Trail Details: A to A, Dog friendly, walkers/runners split. Runners about 5 miles. Walkers about 3.69 miles.
Bring change of socks, shoes…life

On After: TBD

Start location:

Colmar Manor Community Park – 3510 37th Ave, Colmar Manor, MD

Start directions:

Meet in the parking lot shown on this Maps pin:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/HgEEezFQYjan7qTy7?g_st=ic

Hare: Duckbill Cookiepuss

Hash cash: $7

Trail notes:

2-3 for walkers. 3.5 for the runners. Some pavement pounding. Some moderate shiggy. No dry bag needed. You might get muddy depending on what the RA’s weather summoning provides this week.

Walkers is stroller friendly if you like a challenge or have someone to help.

Hares: How I Met Your Brother, Read Between the Slime & Brother’s dog Floater

**3pm start**

An April Fools No Spitz Left Behind Trail

Start: Fields Rd Elementary
1 School Dr Gaithersburg

Cost: $7

Hares: Spitz & NCLB & BaRooo

trail A to B (bag vehicle provided, 1/3 mile back to start)

Notes: A lovely jaunt through the burbs with a touch of Cold War era history. Not a usual NCLB death march this time, we promise!
RW split. Dog friendly, strollers won’t make it. Shiggy rating 3/10.
You will get wet! 2 stream crossings.

Prelube at Downtown Crown Beer and Wine

OnOnOn: Get a yummy Teeters sub to enjoy on the patio at Downtown Crown Beer and Wine, or hit one of many restaurants in Crown Farm if you’re fancy like that.

Spitz #571-291-5011