Past Trails

Nobody signed up to hare so there will be no trail this week.

***Note the 1 pm start time! ****

Prepare for some toxic positivity and divine hashing.

This Saturday is DCH4 trail #2282 and it’s on Aug 16th. coincidence? I think not!

According to woo-woo lore, Angel number trail 2282 signifies divine guidance, spiritual growth, and the presence of guardian angels. 👼 It encourages maintaining a positive outlook and trusting in their guidance, especially during challenging times.

The Harmonic Convergence: the Sun, ☀️ the 🌙 and 6 of the planets 🪐 were aligned in a triangular position as seen from the Earth. The largest worldwide meditation event was held on August 16 in 1987!

Cum as your favorite angel, guru or shaman… No negativity will be allowed!

DHO and Tramp Substantiation will be your guardian angels with a special guest hare…

ByoE to 1189 Hammond Ln, Odenton, MD 21113-2015, United States

Hares away: 1:00 pee m

Hash cash: $7

5 miles of cloud like ethereal pleasure for runners and less then 3 miles of blissful inner peace for walkers.

Our generous Grand Mattress has opened her pool for your before and after trail festivities. Pool opens at noon for prelube and will be the on after. This means bring your own everything! Some orange food and trail beers will be provided. If you want more you will need to bring it! No glass please!

🎉 Trail Announcement: Three-Way Full Moon Gangbang! 🍑🌕🍆

ON-ON you dirty degenerates!
Get ready to lube up your livers and stretch your stamina, because
this week’s trail is a FULL-ON, FULL-MOON GANGBANG brought to you by
DCH4, White House, and Full Moon H3 — that’s right, it’s a triple
penetration of trail debauchery!

📅 Date: 9 Aug 2025
🕖 Sign in Time: 3:00 PM HST (Hare Standard Time)

🕖 Circle Time: 3:15 PM HST (Hare Standard Time)
🕖 Pack Away: 3:30 PM HST (Hare Standard Time)
📍 Start Location:

Fletcher’s Cove Boathouse/Picnic Area
Picnic Area Parking Lot
4940 Canal Rd NW,
Washington, D.C. 20007
https://www.google.com/maps/place/4940+Canal+Rd+NW,+Washington,+DC+20007/@38.9193777,-77.1033459,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89b7b6098d1d5acb:0xdbec78bbe1008c3b!8m2!3d38.9193735!4d-77.1011572

🚇 Nearest Metro/Transport: 69min walk from Rosslyn Metro
🍻 Hash Cash: $11
💡 What to Bring: Fun Pants, thirst for beer, a moral compass you won’t be using, and a strong pelvic floor.

👯‍♂️ Hares:
Raspberry VJ
Dude, That Guy

🌕 Trail Deets:
Expect 3(walker)-5(runner) miles of slippery turns, confusing
markings, inappropriate name-calling in public spaces, and beer checks
that’ll leave you asking, “Whose leg is that?”

🐶 Dog Friendly: Yes

🛒Stroller Friendly: Mostly?

🧠 Theme:
Dress for a gangbang under the glow of the afternoon sun! Think
blacklight lingerie, silk robes, leather harnesses, or just show up in
your afterglow. 🌒

💦 On-After:
Nick’s Riverside Grill
3050 K St NW, Washington, DC 20007
because no one finishes early at a gangbang.

🗣️ Circle will be filthy. Virgins will be ruined. Beer will be spilled. If you wanted a calm Saturday, you chose the wrong one.

🐇 Hare(s): UpperCunt, I Kock a Lot, Spewart Little

📍 Location: Grist Mill Park
https://maps.app.goo.gl/af3Jz4hoyNYgH8KT7

🏃‍♀️ Distance: Runners 4.69
Walkers 2.69

🌿 Shiggy Level: 3.69 out of 10

👶 Stroller Friendly?: Walkers only

🐕 Dog friendly?: yes

💵 Cost: $7

🍺 On-after at: Buffalo Wild Wings

📱Hares contact number: 571 409 4343

Other: a pavement pounder with some shiggy, some not. Come for a round, stay for a shot!

There will be no trail this week due to White House campout. I would say you can register, but they’re sold out. If you wanna try your luck, go to Hashrego and get on the waitlist.

          *****NOTE START TIME OF 1PM*****

Lace up for trail, then cool off with a splashy on-after at the pool! Tube meat will be provided and bring a dish to share if you’re feeling generous and BYOB in case we run out of beer. Sunscreen, suits, and shenanigans encouraged.

Note the earlier start time of 1pm! This is also a general pool party tramp is hosting for all her friends so invite people! And just know non Hashers (but still very cool people) will be in attendance as well. Please no nudity.

🐇 Hare(s): Seriously and Tramp!

📍 Location: Maison de Tramp at 1189 Hammond lane, Odenton MD.

⏰ start time: 1pm! You are welcome to arrive to the pool as early as noon

🏃‍♀️ Distance (Runner/Walkers): 3ish miles with Turkey Eagle splits. One will be more shiggy, but same distances

🌿 Shiggy Level: option one 7/10, option 2 is 4/10 depending on mud from all the rain.

👶 Stroller Friendly? Probs not but you can never leave camp

🐕 Dog friendly?: yes, well behaved dogs came come. Please note the very back of the yard that is not even visible due to thick shiggy is not fenced in.

💵 Cost: $10 tube meat and some sides will be provided. You are welcome to bring something to share for on-after.

📱Hares contact number: tramp 859-324-1537

In lieu of a plain told trail on hot ass pavement in the middle of summer trail is brought to you in partner with EWH3 for their summer Bar Crawl! Avoid heat stroke by drinking indoors! Details below.

Make sure to sign up on hash rego!

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https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-pub-crawl-pilgrimage-july-12th-2025-st-ivey-

Dear Disciples of the Divine and the Debaucherous,

The Holy Spirits are calling, looking for acolytes to undertake their annual Pub Crawl pilgrimage. Raise your glasses – and maybe a little holy hell – while helping us toast the new Chi-Town Pope.

Ascend through Heaven & Hell confessing your sins (making room for some new ones), transform yourselves on our mission for a Holy Grail, perhaps lift your voice at (ch)oral practice…

Come thirsty, leave blessed, maybe a little possessed.

Can’t wait to see all your angelic – and mischievous – faces!

In nominee beer-me,
The Holy Spirits Planning Committee

$45 IF YOU PAY IN ADVANCE VIA HASH REGO, $50 DAY-OF AND AT THE DOOR

Check- in Start Time: **12:30 PM Saturday, July 12th, 2025.

On-Out: 1:45 PM, don’t be late!**

Where: Ivey and Coney
Nearest Metro: Mt. Vernon Sq (Green/Yellow)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Mt Vernon Sq (Green/Yellow)

Hares: Just Leah, BDSM-5, and Split

Cum On-Out!!!

Trail of the Half-Price Fireworks.

Cum sooth your 4th hangover with a double hash day. Mount Vernon isn’t far away in the morning and then dch4 in the afternoon.

Start time: 3pm or whenever, I’m not your dad.

Hares: Amnesia Down There

Location: old town plaza (3950 chain bridge road, fairfax va). On top of the parking garage.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sNwjeacoeSVGnPYEA

Cost: $7

Distances: Runners 3.69. Walkers 2.69.

Shiggy level: 1.69.

Stroller/Dog friendly. Googoogaga (yes), Woof (also yes).

Come to DCH4 Trail this Saturday, June 28th at 3pm. The start point is near Columbia Heights Metro Stop! Strut your best punk outfits and enjoy drinks and shenanigans.

Start: Columbia Heights Civic Plaza

Cost: $7

Hares: Chalk Girl, Anal Fission and friends

Prelube: Wonderland Ballroom

On After: Number 2’s Hasher garden 1219 Kenyon st NW

On – On After: The Midlands (Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro)

Details:  End Circle and on after at Number 2’s house (1219 Kenyon St NW, Columbia Heights Washington DC 20010.

Cellphone for Text: (Chalk Girl) (352) 256 1320.

Theme: Warped Tour/Punk Rock

Start: Wheaton Regional Park Parking Lot
2002 Shorefield Rd, Silver Spring, MD

Nearest metro: Glenmont and Wheaton
Text the hare for metro pick up: 240-672-8819

Hare: Princess Jizzmine

A-A
Runners: 4-5 miles / 2.69/5 shiggy
Walkers 2-2.5 miles / 1.69/5 shiggy

On After: Stained Glass Pub
12510 Layhill Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20906

What to bring:
Hash cash $7 💰
Clean dry clothes & shoes/ dry bag 👟
A positive attitude 😆
Vessel 🍺
Whistle