Past Trails

Mark your calendars early! Cum work off all that turkey and stuffing. Tramp is celebrating 6 years of poor decisions! Many moons ago Tramps virgin trail happened right around thanksgiving.

there will be 6 SHOTS to celebrate 6 years of hashing and Beer! So if you stayed in town for Thanksgiving you will be rewarded with ample booze and boobs!

FRBs beware you will get an extra special “treat”, inspired by Tramps Thanksgiving Virgin trail

Location: Odenton MARC station parking lot northbound. there are two sides of the parking lot. Go to this one https://maps.app.goo.gl/wuxxLUQwXq5V6Cd88?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

Hares: Tramp, Nanananana, and Friends

Cost: $10 (cuz of all the friggin shots)

On after: Lime and Salt.

Distance: walkers about 4 miles, runners probably 6

Shiggy level: I’d say a solid 7 by DCH4 standards. A 5 by BAH3 😝

Not stroller friendly but will be dog friendly (except maybe the on after depending on weather. Dogs only allowed outside )

 

National Eat a Cranberry Day Trail

In celebration of this day, there may be cranberry themed treats for any wankers that dare to cum out and eat the cranberry.

Start Location: West Falls Church metro parking garage, not the bottom, not the top, somewhere in the middle. https://maps.app.goo.gl/2i7Hoo3zU8u3fsGZ6 (https://ok maps.app.goo.gl/2i7Hoo3zU8u3fsGZ6?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy)

Walker: 3 mile

Runners: 5 miles

Shiggy: 3/10

Stroller/Dog: Sure

Hares: Polish Face Polish, Whorganic

Cost: $7

Theme: misman make up

Hares: Sushi, Sex Pistol, Thor

Location: General Getty Neighborhood Park in Silver Spring. (39.0198° N, 77.0430° W)

Date/Time: 11/16 @ 2pm

Distance: Runners-4, Walkers-3

Shiggy: Very low to none (1?)

Stroller/Dog: Yes

Cost: $7

Hare contact: 404-274-7452

***NOTE START TIME IS NOW 2pm***

Election Day Hangover. Red, Blue and Green election shit show. It’s too early to tell now but by Saturday we’ll probably know who won or lost. Come run in Fort Totten and have a cheer, or cry and pour out some beers.

Hare(s): Heaven’s Gape , Just Steph maybe a mystery Hare

Date and time: 11/9 @ 2pm

Location: Fort Totten Metro Meet by parking lot https://maps.app.goo.gl/Jb5fmehyGu7V6PCN6?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

Distance (Runner/Walkers): 5/3

Shiggy Level (out of 10): 4

Stroller Friendly?: Yes

Cost: $7

On after will be at Hell Bender. Wear a costume of your favorite president or president elect?

Dog friendly, pavementish pounder with varying city Shiggy

Sorry, nobody signed up to hare this week, so no trail. Join us next week 11/9 as Heaven’s Gape is hare. More details this week.

***NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 1pm***

Start: 7916 Hallow rd. Middletown, MD. 21769

Hares: PITA

Date and Time: 10/26 at 1pm

Cost: Free (BYOB and snacks)

Details: REMINDER: this is a free trail, so BRING YOUR OWN BEVERAGES to drink and whatever snacks you want. 1pm start so you can get to your other parties!!
1pm we will meet at my farm for a beverage, then head to Gambrill state park for a hike & then go to Summer’s farm for drinks, music, pumpkins, corn maze…..so.much.fun…
after you are welcome to stay for hot tub, fireworks & fire pit & spend the night. Children welcome. Order tickets online for Summers Farm. Link in comments. pita for questions #301-412-3215

Treasure island trail

Hare: Ginja Ninja

Location: Kingman island lot 6 (575 Oklahoma Ave NE, Washington, DC) https://maps.app.goo.gl/jWhFiTDKEF4ijSn46?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

Distance (Runner/Walkers): 2.69/4.69

Shiggy Level (5 out of 10): tbd

Stroller Friendly?: no

Cost: $7 is standard.

Hares contact number: 5756213264

Other details: bring water, bug spray, vessels

There will be no trail this week 10/12 due to DC Red dress run. For more info and to register go to https://hashrego.com/events/dc-red-dress-run-2024-2024

Join us next week 10/19 as Ginja Ninja will hare. More details to follow.

Hare(s): Blonde Roots & Amazon

Location: Centennial park, 10000 Clarksville Pike, Ellicott City, MD 21042. South entrance. Turn into the park, take your 1st left, another first left & park of left side away from bldg.

Distance:
Walkers: 3.5 – 5 miles
Runners: a bit more than walkers.

Shiggy Level: No blood sucking shiggy!

Stroller Friendly? Mostly Yes

Cost: $7

Hares contact number: 410-588-6283 Blondie, 410-294-6556 Amazon.

Due to nobody volunteering to hare, there will be no DCH4 trail this week.