Past Trails

🐇 Hare(s): UpperCunt, I Kock a Lot, Spewart Little

📍 Location: Grist Mill Park
https://maps.app.goo.gl/af3Jz4hoyNYgH8KT7

🏃‍♀️ Distance: Runners 4.69
Walkers 2.69

🌿 Shiggy Level: 3.69 out of 10

👶 Stroller Friendly?: Walkers only

🐕 Dog friendly?: yes

💵 Cost: $7

🍺 On-after at: Buffalo Wild Wings

📱Hares contact number: 571 409 4343

Other: a pavement pounder with some shiggy, some not. Come for a round, stay for a shot!

There will be no trail this week due to White House campout. I would say you can register, but they’re sold out. If you wanna try your luck, go to Hashrego and get on the waitlist.

          *****NOTE START TIME OF 1PM*****

Lace up for trail, then cool off with a splashy on-after at the pool! Tube meat will be provided and bring a dish to share if you’re feeling generous and BYOB in case we run out of beer. Sunscreen, suits, and shenanigans encouraged.

Note the earlier start time of 1pm! This is also a general pool party tramp is hosting for all her friends so invite people! And just know non Hashers (but still very cool people) will be in attendance as well. Please no nudity.

🐇 Hare(s): Seriously and Tramp!

📍 Location: Maison de Tramp at 1189 Hammond lane, Odenton MD.

⏰ start time: 1pm! You are welcome to arrive to the pool as early as noon

🏃‍♀️ Distance (Runner/Walkers): 3ish miles with Turkey Eagle splits. One will be more shiggy, but same distances

🌿 Shiggy Level: option one 7/10, option 2 is 4/10 depending on mud from all the rain.

👶 Stroller Friendly? Probs not but you can never leave camp

🐕 Dog friendly?: yes, well behaved dogs came come. Please note the very back of the yard that is not even visible due to thick shiggy is not fenced in.

💵 Cost: $10 tube meat and some sides will be provided. You are welcome to bring something to share for on-after.

📱Hares contact number: tramp 859-324-1537

In lieu of a plain told trail on hot ass pavement in the middle of summer trail is brought to you in partner with EWH3 for their summer Bar Crawl! Avoid heat stroke by drinking indoors! Details below.

Make sure to sign up on hash rego!

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https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-pub-crawl-pilgrimage-july-12th-2025-st-ivey-

Dear Disciples of the Divine and the Debaucherous,

The Holy Spirits are calling, looking for acolytes to undertake their annual Pub Crawl pilgrimage. Raise your glasses – and maybe a little holy hell – while helping us toast the new Chi-Town Pope.

Ascend through Heaven & Hell confessing your sins (making room for some new ones), transform yourselves on our mission for a Holy Grail, perhaps lift your voice at (ch)oral practice…

Come thirsty, leave blessed, maybe a little possessed.

Can’t wait to see all your angelic – and mischievous – faces!

In nominee beer-me,
The Holy Spirits Planning Committee

$45 IF YOU PAY IN ADVANCE VIA HASH REGO, $50 DAY-OF AND AT THE DOOR

Check- in Start Time: **12:30 PM Saturday, July 12th, 2025.

On-Out: 1:45 PM, don’t be late!**

Where: Ivey and Coney
Nearest Metro: Mt. Vernon Sq (Green/Yellow)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Mt Vernon Sq (Green/Yellow)

Hares: Just Leah, BDSM-5, and Split

Cum On-Out!!!

Trail of the Half-Price Fireworks.

Cum sooth your 4th hangover with a double hash day. Mount Vernon isn’t far away in the morning and then dch4 in the afternoon.

Start time: 3pm or whenever, I’m not your dad.

Hares: Amnesia Down There

Location: old town plaza (3950 chain bridge road, fairfax va). On top of the parking garage.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sNwjeacoeSVGnPYEA

Cost: $7

Distances: Runners 3.69. Walkers 2.69.

Shiggy level: 1.69.

Stroller/Dog friendly. Googoogaga (yes), Woof (also yes).

Come to DCH4 Trail this Saturday, June 28th at 3pm. The start point is near Columbia Heights Metro Stop! Strut your best punk outfits and enjoy drinks and shenanigans.

Start: Columbia Heights Civic Plaza

Cost: $7

Hares: Chalk Girl, Anal Fission and friends

Prelube: Wonderland Ballroom

On After: Number 2’s Hasher garden 1219 Kenyon st NW

On – On After: The Midlands (Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro)

Details:  End Circle and on after at Number 2’s house (1219 Kenyon St NW, Columbia Heights Washington DC 20010.

Cellphone for Text: (Chalk Girl) (352) 256 1320.

Theme: Warped Tour/Punk Rock

Start: Wheaton Regional Park Parking Lot
2002 Shorefield Rd, Silver Spring, MD

Nearest metro: Glenmont and Wheaton
Text the hare for metro pick up: 240-672-8819

Hare: Princess Jizzmine

A-A
Runners: 4-5 miles / 2.69/5 shiggy
Walkers 2-2.5 miles / 1.69/5 shiggy

On After: Stained Glass Pub
12510 Layhill Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20906

What to bring:
Hash cash $7 💰
Clean dry clothes & shoes/ dry bag 👟
A positive attitude 😆
Vessel 🍺
Whistle

There is no official DCH4 trail this week 6/14.  There is a DCH4 hare party instead. This is an invite only event. Want to get an invite? All you have to do is sign up to hare.

HARE! & Get an EXCLUSIVE invite to tramp’s pool party June 14 at noon. Let me know the date you would like! 👣👣

Let PITA or Tramp know if you wanna hare so you can get the invite.

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NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 4PM

Yes, yes you’re so close! You’re almost done with Tour Duh Hash. Just 3 more trails to go! Cum join dch4 on the 11th leg! We’ll be frolicking in southern Maryland close to smutty crabs leg a tour so be sure to make it a double he*der and go to smutty at 11am too!

🐇 Hare(s): Blinded by the Spooge, Ballzheimers, Tramp-sub-Stantation.

📍 Location: back of the parking lot at 1770 Tucker Rd, Fort Washington, MD 20744.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/4FHtvZxawP5rzksx6?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy

⏰ start time: 4pm

🏃‍♀️ Distance (Runner/Walkers): 5.69 for runner 3.69 for walkers

🌿 Shiggy Level (out of 10): 5.69

👶 Stroller Friendly?: No

🐕 Dog friendly?: Yes except maybe on-after. If your dog can chill in the car that’s fine

💵 Cost: $8

📱Hares contact number: contact GM Tramp at 859-324-1537

There will be no DCH4 trail this week due to Tour Duh Hash. Mt Vernon will kick off Tour at 10am fallowed by Fredericksburg Urban Hash at 3pm.  For a complete schedule of TDH, visit https://sites.google.com/site/dcfmh3/home/dc-tour-duh-hash?authuser=0

Join us next week (6/7) as DCH4 will host Tour at Ft. Totten metro at 4pm. More details to cum.