Your delightfully questionable hares, Low Profile and Change of Shart (Tampa H3), proudly present an “extended” pub crawl experience—because why walk a straight line when you can zigzag between beer stops?

📍 Start: Huntington Metro Station
2501 Huntington Ave Alexandria VA

⏰ Time: 2:30 gather, 3pm on out!

🍻 Trail Type: A-B, pay-as-you-go (support local businesses and your bad choices)

🚇 Bonus Feature: Metro ride included—because we’re classy like that

📏 Distance: ~3–4.69 miles (depending on how lost you get between pubs)

🌿 Shiggy: Minimal (your liver will do the heavy lifting)

Details: Expect 3–4 pubs, questionable navigation, and possibly making friends with strangers who regret meeting you later.

Dog/kid friendliness? Kids no. Dogs… at your own risk, unsure which pubs, if any, allow dogs or have patio space to chill on

✨ We’ve got visiting hashers in town, so bring your A-game!

🏁 On-After: Either Murphy’s Irish Pub or Hofbräu (decision pending—much like most of your life choices on trail)