Hares: Semen on the Pew, Straight in the Navy, and beer/bag wench 23 in Me.

Date: Saturday, April 18, 2026

Time: 3pm

Location: Anacostia Metro Station Parking Garage (free on weekends), Green Line

Details: A to A’. Runners and walkers trails. Shiggy rating; runners: 6.69, walkers: 3.69. Dog friendly but not really stroller friendly.

Cost: $7

Pre-lube/on-after: Atlas Brew Works Bridge District, 600 Howard Rd, SE (1/4 miles from start).