🎉 Trail Announcement: Three-Way Full Moon Gangbang! 🍑🌕🍆
ON-ON you dirty degenerates!
Get ready to lube up your livers and stretch your stamina, because
this week’s trail is a FULL-ON, FULL-MOON GANGBANG brought to you by
DCH4, White House, and Full Moon H3 — that’s right, it’s a triple
penetration of trail debauchery!
📅 Date: 9 Aug 2025
🕖 Sign in Time: 3:00 PM HST (Hare Standard Time)
🕖 Circle Time: 3:15 PM HST (Hare Standard Time)
🕖 Pack Away: 3:30 PM HST (Hare Standard Time)
📍 Start Location:
Fletcher’s Cove Boathouse/Picnic Area
Picnic Area Parking Lot
4940 Canal Rd NW,
Washington, D.C. 20007
https://www.google.com/maps/place/4940+Canal+Rd+NW,+Washington,+DC+20007/@38.9193777,-77.1033459,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89b7b6098d1d5acb:0xdbec78bbe1008c3b!8m2!3d38.9193735!4d-77.1011572
🚇 Nearest Metro/Transport: 69min walk from Rosslyn Metro
🍻 Hash Cash: $11
💡 What to Bring: Fun Pants, thirst for beer, a moral compass you won’t be using, and a strong pelvic floor.
👯♂️ Hares:
Raspberry VJ
Dude, That Guy
🌕 Trail Deets:
Expect 3(walker)-5(runner) miles of slippery turns, confusing
markings, inappropriate name-calling in public spaces, and beer checks
that’ll leave you asking, “Whose leg is that?”
🐶 Dog Friendly: Yes
🛒Stroller Friendly: Mostly?
🧠 Theme:
Dress for a gangbang under the glow of the afternoon sun! Think
blacklight lingerie, silk robes, leather harnesses, or just show up in
your afterglow. 🌒
💦 On-After:
Nick’s Riverside Grill
3050 K St NW, Washington, DC 20007
because no one finishes early at a gangbang.
🗣️ Circle will be filthy. Virgins will be ruined. Beer will be spilled. If you wanted a calm Saturday, you chose the wrong one.