DCH4

DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House

Past Trails

DCH4 Trail #1947: 3/11/17 2pm – Arlington, VA

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Theme: A Short Simple TRAIL For U ‘Cause….as of last week the hareline was still open. #ASS_TRAIL_FUC
Start:  Thomas Jefferson Community Center/Middle School  – 3501 2nd St S, Arlington, VA 22204
Start Location:  There are 3 parking lots for this school/community center. This harriette will be on the north side of the building.
Hares: Bored of Erections, Just Samson, and Friends
Cost:$6
Trail Deets: A to A’. This is a short simple trail. Dog and stroller friendly*. Only awkward runners will need dry shoes. No headlamps.
*There is a staircase or two, but I’m sure someone will assist strollered hashers.
On After: TBD

DCH4 Trail #1946: 3/4/17 3pm Springfield, VA

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Theme:  8th Annual Burning of the Xmas Trees
Special start time of 3PM!!
Start location: Side parking lot of Fiona’s Irish Pub 5810 Kingstowne Center, Alexandria VA 22310
Hares: Tour duh Whore, Pay Per View, Lickie Long Time and Bad Dog (fingers crossed)
Cost:$9
Time: 3PM!!!!
Trail Deets: A to B. Bring a dry bag, shuttles back to start will be provided. Expect a bit of shiggy on both walkers and runners trail. Dog and stroller friendly. Normally we do this a bit later in March near St Paddy’s and Ides of March. So come dressed in green or a toga. Chili dogs (not Lickie Long Time) on the menu.
Special Parking Instructions TBD, depends how many wankers we have show up. Limited parking in neighborhood near end so parking on Villa Street, Edison High School or Franconia ES.

DCH4 Trail #1945: 2/25/17 2pm Laurel, MD

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Start: Laurel Park Shopping Center parking lot:  7401 Van Dusen Rd, Laurel, MD 20707

Hares: Blinded by the Spooge. Maybe Just Patrick will show up too.

Hash cash: $6

Trail: A to B. (B is about .5mi from A). Some shiggy, some pavement, some creek crossings, some construction. Dogs on leash. Strollers on walkers (MAYBE, there’s sections where the sidewalks disappear).

On After:
Nuzbacks or Gringadas. There’s also a Bella Italian and Indian Restaurant right in the same plaza as start.

DCH4 #1944: Bopping Jizz or Jizzing Bop

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Saturday, 18 February 2017 at 2PM
The weather will be warm enough to leave your stocking hat at home and break out your favorite Deelie Boppers. Just avoid getting Jizz on them if you are not into it…or just Bop.
Hares: Cheez Jizz and Teenie Bopper
Trail: A to A, urban shiggy
Hash cash: $6 Cash
Dogs and strollers: Dogs on leash, but not at on-after; strollers – there will be stairs, but you may do a work around.
Bag vehicle: yes
D-erections: Metro to Crystal City or Pentagon City and walk about 10 minutes to start in 2nd Courtyard at Teenie Bopper’s place. Driving – use your Navigation (so simple). Plenty of street and bike parking (it’s 2 or 4 hour pay, depending on where you park – use the parking App and you can refresh from anywhere). Remember Metro Safe Track – no blue line from Rosslyn to Crystal City.
On After: Extreme Pizza, 1419 S. Fern St, Arlington, VA 22202
Http://pentagoncity.extremepizza.com/
TB Phone: 913-704-7018

DCH4 Trail # 1943 – 2/11/17 3pm Beltsville, MD

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Theme: Lost Count Annual Love Still Fucking Stinks Trail

Where: Beltsville Community Center 3900 Sellman Road Beltsville, MD 20705

Hares: Mrs. Schmegg and The DCH4 Official Curmudgeon, Fey Lay!
How much: $6
Trail: A to A, dogs on leashes, stroller work around. That’s all you need to know, you get what you get and you don’t get upset.
On after: Old Line, because we like their beer and if you don’t, FYYFF!  11011 Baltimore Ave, Beltsville, MD 20705    If it’s not filled there is Sippin’ and Paintin’ at 7PM
 
If I forgot anything, I don’t care!

Bad Dog’s Quest for 2500 runs!

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DCH4 Trail #1942 – 2/4/17 2pm
What: Bad Dog’s Quest for 2500 runs!
Where: West Springfield Elementary School 6802 Deland Dr. Springfield, VA
Metro: Franconia-Springfield metro (call pita if you need to be picked up #301-412-3215)
Hares: pita, pay per view, spitz.cum, quick closing
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-B (end .9 from school) stroller friendly, dog friendly
Other Trail Notes: Please come out and support Bad Dog in his quest for 2500 runs. It means a lot to him!! This run will be 2491ish run.
On-After: Austin Grill Old Keene Mill Shopping Center 8430 old Keene Mill Rd Springfield, VA
Hare(s) Phone #: (301) 412-3215
PS: $10 for TACOS at end of trail & call pay per view 703-405-5095 if you need a ride from metro.

DCH4 Trail #1941 – 1/28/17 2pm Washington, DC

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The Chinese New Year of the Fire Cock

Where:  Parking deck near I Street and 2nd Street NW, Washington, DC.

Start directions:  You may want to park on the street during trail.  We’ve never seen anyone towed from the parking deck, but we’ve never left cars there unattended.  The hares checked the parking situation on 2nd street on a Saturday 2 weeks ago and there was plenty of street parking.  Closest metro is Chinatown.

Map of Start: https://goo.gl/maps/5cS6MVEkHTA2

Hares in Alphabetical Order:  Capital Cockshare, Dr. Cockulus, Kindergarten Cock, Schrodinger’s Cock, Shamrock Your Cock, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A; Length ~6 miles runners, ~3 miles walkers; Difficulty Level medium; Dog/Stroller Friendly yes on trail, no dogs at on after if the patio is closed; PI potential is low; Headlamp is not necessary.

Other Trail Notes:  Ring in the Chinese New Year wearing red, especially red underwear.  Red is believed to ward off bad luck and misfortune.  Wearing red underwear will attract wealth and passion to your love life.

On-After:  Irish Channel, 500 H St NW, Washington, DC 20001  http://irishchanneldc.com/

Hare(s) Phone #: Shamrock 703-283-8582

DCH4 Trail #1940 – 1/21/17 2pm Silver Spring, MD

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Theme:  “Make the Hash Drunk Again” aka Kill the keg

Where:  8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD

Start directions:  Parking not available in front of house; plenty of free parking in neighborhoods surrounding house

Hares:  Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, runners 4-ish miles, walkers 3-ish miles

Other Trail Notes:  Keg of Ballast Point IPA in our kegerator from 12 Down-Downs needs a few worthy souls to drink it down-down; pre-lubing will begin at 12pm

On-After:  8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD

Hare Phone #: (757) 636-2524

DCH4 Trail #1939 – 1/14/17 2pm Lake Needwood, MD

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Another Lake Fuckin’ Needwood Trail!!!

Hares: Pervarotti, Secret Snatch and Cheese Jizz

Cost: $6

A to A’

Start: Lake Needwood Golf Course Parking lot – 6724 Needwood Road, Derwood, MD

The trail is A to A’, mostly in the woods.  Runners and walkers trails.

Runners trail is Not stroller friendly, but walkers trail can be, with a few adjustments and a good stroller. Creek crossings will be mostly do-able without getting your feet wet, but with snow/sleet/hail/ice-locusts/freezing rain in the forecast, it may be a bit snowy/locusty/icy in some places, so dress accordingly.  A flashlight or headlamp may be useful for the walk back to your car, after closing circle, depending on how late we hang out admiring the winter wonderland.

D’erections:

From the Silver Spring/Wheaton area: take Georgia Avenue north; left on

Rte. 28/ Norbeck Road; immediate first right on Muncaster Mill Rd.; after 2.9 miles, left on Needwood Rd at the light; go 1 more mile and turn left into the golf course parking lot; look for wankers.

From the South via the DC Beltway and I-270N: take I-270 north from the DC Beltway; begin to exit for exit 8/Shady Grove Rd, BUT as soon as you are on the exit ramp look for a quick exit to the right for Redland Blvd.  Take Redland for two miles, passing Rte 355, Shady Grove Metro (Juanita’s), and Crabbs Branch Way, and then

Turn Right on Needwood Road. Golf Course is one mile on your right. Look for wankers.

From Baltimore: Go to DC Beltway and follow the above directions; OR take Rte 198W  from I-95 or Rte 29. (198 later becomes Norbeck Rd) Immediately after crossing Georgia Ave/Rte 97, turn right on Muncaster Mill Rd. After 2.9 miles, left on Needwood Rd at the light; go 1 more mile and turn left into the golf course parking lot; look for wankers.

 

On-After: Juanita’s Restaurant; 15883 Redland Road, Derwood, MD (across from Shady Grove Metro station), 1.8 miles from start.

Hare phone numbers:

Pervarotti – 240-413-2388

Secret Snatch – 240-994-3670

DCH4 Trail #1938: 1/7/17 2pm Tysons Corner, VA

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Theme:  Wicked Good Trail, Kid

Where:  Tyson’s Corner Metro Station (1943 Chain Bridge Road, McLean, VA, 22102)

Start directions:  By Car: Tyson’s Corner is located right off of the Beltway – take Exit 46A, and follow Chain Bridge Road until you see the garages up on your left.  You can park there and look for w*nkers milling about by the Metro entrance.  By Metro:  Exit the Tyson’s Corner metro station nearest the parking garage, and look for w*nkers milling about.

Hares:  Ginger Snatch, Have You Blown My Stapler?

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A’; mild shiggy; stroller and dog friendly

Other Trail Notes:   The White House AGM will be held at the On-After location, starting at 8:00 PM.

On-After:  Paddy Barry’s, 8150 Leesburg Pike, Vienna, VA  22182  www.paddybarrysva.com

Hare’s Phone  #:  781-475-9863